Like when I was pregnant and my husband decided to start running marathons. Enjoy the next lap while I can’t even see my swollen ankles. Tell me again how much weight you've lost. We were touch and go there for a minute.

Yeah it’s kinda faintly bleachy

WE ARE PROTESTING. We’re trying. There’s petitions and rallies and meetings and protests literally every month. Look, we’ve got highly restrictive abortion laws and the Catholic church preyed on our children. Britain is currently committing low-key genocide against its disabled population. The US is taking steps…

This post hurts me.

Professional, schmofessional. I know more about any given subject than someone with an advanced degree in a specific medical field knows about that field.

That was my birth plan as well. Then I got pre-eclampsia. I took all the meds they offered. Sometimes your body rebels against your birth plan. This? Is a nurse showing a laboring woman that the doctor is really In charge.

Oh hey, high five fellow skeeter-syndromer! They get craaaazy huge on me, larger than my palm. And then the gravity gets turned way up for a day or two. It’s fun. I hope your fella doesn’t get nibbled too much this summer (by mosquitoes; you go right ahead.)

He has a very young face, but I think it’s mostly the haircut. Half the guys in my middle school in the mid ‘90s had that haircut.

Kelly, this story is woefully incomplete. You left out the part where, after inheriting the Dukedom and his fortune, he realizes that no woman can ever truly love him for him, and so resigns himself to a loveless marriage with a young miss straight out of the schoolroom at Almack’s. However, after an invitation to a…

I'm reading a $0.99 romance novel ebook I don't even know the name of!

These girls were not vans girls. They were match their shoes to their backpack girls, but yes I think it's the same.

Was the gesture by any chance that thing from early 2000s MySpace when a group of friends would make a star with their fingers but taken from a bird’s eye view where you can also see their Vans?

I write emails like this for a living (I’m a content marketing copywriter). Hands down, a team has sat and written these emails, edited them, checked for voice. Chelsea is probably legit a worker in the office, but likelihood of her personally writing them is very low. I write the emails my CEO “sends” as marketing…

She’s a God damn treasure. And as she gets older her delivery just gets better. She has the most creative, and unique articulation of just about any female actor I can think of. Look at how that plays out in something as silly as Drunk History.

I made a new burner account because I couldn’t remember my password JUST to comment this BUT there is a book called “How to Disappear Completely” about anorexia where the author talks about how women who are small (petite and thin, basically) are romanticized to be mysterious and artsy because they are small (and/or…

I’m sorry, but what do you mean hack? Did you or someone else exploit some thing in the software? Are the Russians attacking Jezebel?

This is about applying our changing levels of awareness and societal values to our interpretation of historical fiction so that instead of leaving the past behind we bring it with us in a healthy and productive way in order to enrich our intensely important popular smutty television experience in the present day…

I’m a Scandinavian and in Northern Europe it’s been common for over a century to do rooms in all white so it’s beyond a trend for us. I’ve lived in the US for almost a decade but I still gravitate towards the all-white. It looks clean, makes any color pop and never goes out of fashion in my mind. I will never get the…

Shit like this is why I hate Ricki Lake.

I think you misunderstand me. Gauze inserted for some unspecified time could serve as a wick for “ick” to enter the vagina. Insertion of tampons should be avoided during pregnancy for this reason. The vaginal fluids themselves aren’t icky but the introduction of gauze is NOT “natural”.