He probably gave him a piece of cheese, since she is super anti-dairy.

I wish my brain cancer on you, it would improve your personality.

It’s also a GHb delivery system

In high school someone broke into my sister’s car (white Firebird if memory is right) and stole whatever there was to steal, a coat and change in the ashtray (!) and dropped his wedding ring on the floor. The ring was a nice gold band, no engraving. Big size. The police said to keep it, and I still wear it on a chain…

When I was growing up my parents went to the local pound and got us a dog. We loved that dog. Then, when he died, we went and got another dog from the pound. While it didn’t make us forget our first dog, we loved that dog too.

I work at a shelter for foster kids and we have therapy dogs visit once a month. It really is fantastic — and sometimes I think they help the staff as much as the kids, hah. (I’m not saying I’m on a first name basis with all the dogs because I stay as late as I can with them, but I'm not NOT saying that either....)

I once heard about dogs that are specially trained to be reading therapy companions. In addition to sitting quietly next to the child, they sense if the child gets distracted and are trained to put their nose or paw on the page to remind the child to keep reading. So super interesting! Dogs are the best :)

I've heard of someone in my area doing this with young kids who have difficulty reading. The dogs are super low pressure compared to reading in front of their peers. Is there anything that dogs can't improve, really?

My IVF toddler told me yesterday ‘you didn’t buy me, mummy!’ and i was like ‘erm...i kinda did’.

I cannot believe that Hugh Grant only had his first child at 51. Maybe first child that he’s actually claimed. I could buy that.

I also had an abuela and I agree, the similarities are staggering!

As a Mexican-American, the pandering is insulting and super cringe-inducing.

It’s just you. You’re in an ABC family christmas movie in which you’ve switched lives with someone who only speaks Spanish (because you were rude to a Spanish speaker this morning when you passed them in the parking lot and said something moderately bad about immigrants). So now you only speak Spanish and you're going…

Don’t forget she has to listen to The Whispery One blame shifting, while Dim Bulb struts around like the cock of the walk.

I want to be your friend.

Tragicomic situation I witnessed regarding a cat in a pool: my friend bought a little inflatable chair/raft thing for hers so it could float beside her and she floated/drank/read. Kitty was not pleased, and on her first ride, she sank her claws into it, which was a bad idea. I didn’t know cats could propel themselves…

Change “sex rehab” to doing work for a construction company for free while reading the Bible everyday.

It is not forced cultural assimilation to explain that in the new country there are laws, and those laws must be obeyed. Rape is against the law, even if it is of one’s spouse. This does not seem to me to be remotely controversial.

That last tweet basically sums up the whole thing. It's fiction, fiction about magic, let's find anything more important to care about than the skin color of an actress.