You might, but I am 39 weeks pregnant with a human fetus (I hope. It feels more like a windmill) and I endorse your announcement. Do it.

I was just gonna comment that it’s the hair. The front is endearing. On an eleven year old.

Me too! Although I’m betting mine has the word “Lord” in the title, because they usually do.

The one where the waist is in the right place.

Yep. I was raised in a lower middle class family with no garden pools in sight, but my mom was frighteningly organized and actually did this. The difference between that and the subject of this article is that it cost next to absolutely nothing and went in the washer without a problem.

Jamon iberico, absolutely. I’d accept a good prosciutto crudo as well.

Ah, yes, that seems to be a common misconception.

Yes. I’m tempted to actually clutch my pearls. Although I’d have to find them first.

I don’t think their parents have any idea that their children are little terrors, since the kids are acting just the way they do.

Mormon.

September 2009 swine flu here. Two weeks with a raging fever and a cough that quickly turned into pneumonia. I spent the entirety of the acute period on my own in my apartment because this was before the vaccine became available to the public and my parents have preexisting conditions that mean they would probably…

Thank you, those are most likely wise words. Yes, I take pictures of the bump every Sunday. No props, just me and a wall behind me. Sometimes, I procrastinate doing even that until it’s Tuesday.

The fact that the perpetrators have chosen to pray on the elderly probably explains a bit of this. You might have been savvy once, but now you’re getting older and more vulnerable and no one around you has been able to convince you that you need to stop carrying vast amounts of cash.

It’s becoming increasingly more common. I’m 33 weeks along and starting to develop a complex about not having the energy to do that stuff. This kid isn’t even born yet and I’m feeling like a bad mother because I haven’t gone out to by a chalkboard and a bunch of chalk pens. I don’t actually think people in my vicinity…

Palestinians named Mohamed probably are, though? Other than that I agree with you. It’s the daily mail and they’re sinister by default.

I’m okay with the outside. I don’t think it looks residential, or at least, not like a private residence, but it’s okay. The inside, though? I’m offended by how horrible it is.

I like your mom.

I think it’s “the womanly art of breastfeeding”. And I’m not commenting to correct you, but to say that I hate that title. Hate it, hate it, hate it.

Silver is definitely for terriers. Cavaliers get gold.

Yes. I try not to be a concern troll, because it’s useless and judgmental. But I will say this much - I saw those pictures four years ago and I remember them still. Even though a fuckload of paparazzi pictures have entered my brain since then.