Yes. You don’t bring a knife to a fist fight, and you certainly don’t bring it to a conversation about returned gifts. He knew what he was ready to do.

Yes to the reassurance period. I’d like it to last between 6-8 hours and only take place on a meaningless weekday, like maybe on Wednesdays. No period pain or PMS allowed.

I think she’s mid jump. It’s a common modeling technique as it flexes the muscles in the legs or some such junk.

You should totally start doing this.

Well, thats...comforting?

Yep. Under the guise of “discipline".

Michelle Bachman is Lutheran? I did not know that... Some people really took lutheranism (flawed as it is) and ran with it, it seems.

Yes, are they fucking kidding us with these things! I am also an iron-deficient pregnant lady who has been ordered to take iron pills. My iron pills can not be taken with a) grains or cereals b) milk c) vitamin C d) carbonated drinks e) minerals f) vegetables g) coffee or tea h) prenatal vitamins. The time period…

It’s because of how incredibly pushed up they are. I have a small chest (much smaller than hers), and any form of push up will make me have indented sides.

Oh no. Now I’m concerned. Keep sniffing, CPS.

I agree, thank you. That was very informative.

And why does the cologne bottle look like it’s a shiny cardboard poster? And how come Marc looks like he’s in pain? Do I even want to know why?

I was just about to comment this. It’s a prime example of just world fallacy and parts of it makes sense. But fuck it if those idiots aren’t still idiots for saying it.

Wow, is that real? Is it meant to be satire? The fact that it’s 2010 just makes it so much worse.

My sentiments exactly. They don’t pay me enough to deal with dead vermin.

Ah, principals. Mine once handed me a dustpan and told me to go collect a dead seagull.

Agree. It’s spectacularly bad.

Where I am, we have linen paper and lots of different colors and sizes. Great for people with limited vision. I agree that money should be non-plastic, plastic money feels weird.

Of course, you’re right. Anyone who goes through early pregnancy alone and then also has to deal with being afraid or anxious about viability is a goddamned hero in my mind.

I just cannot fathom waiting that long. I get not telling at work, because that has all kinds of implications, but I have seriously never felt worse than during my first trimester, and I needed my family’s and my friend’s support and understanding to get through it.