Alternatively, run the ball three times up the middle, then a helicopter crashes onto the field and the game is forfeited.

Morten Anderson is 88.7% from 30-39 yards. This isn’t college football - NFL kickers make field goals from 30-35 yards (essentially the new extra point) well over 90% of the time.

Falcons fans today.

Belichick is a Sith and their powers are less of the “mental manipulation” type and more of the “Do what I say or i’ll blast your ass with Force Lighting” type.

“Brains are overrated”

That’s silly. I’m sure there are also football players who didn’t rape anyone. It’s not really about the coaches of one team or another. It’s about the entire toxic culture and the entirely corrupt institution. Players can transfer to schools that don’t allow this behavior to fester. The school should derive no…

This is how you report on the NCAA when you have billions and billions invested with them as a partner

Would be interesting to see Texas argue against the Death Penalty for the first time

You’re right based on the fact they apparently view themselves as ethical, but in the public’s eye they lost any and all moral high ground decades ago.

god i wish i could inject this comment directly into my veins

McKay,

... I wasn’t aware that there were other programs.

No part of the football recruiting/hostess story has any bearing on my own college experience, but based on stories I’ve heard from multiple sources, I’ve always wistfully wondered what might have happened if, as an impressionable young man figuring out which colleges to apply to, I’d done an overnight at Vassar.

Was this a graduate program in borderline impolite stories of uneventful tedium?

I hosted grad school applicants at my university when I was an undergrad.

“Ted Cruz is the greatest ringball player of all time. Period.”

We’re done here.

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

Now there’s a man who can really take it to the ring.