Cotton mouth + pursed lips did it for me (my other theory: like 500 mg of adderall? Technically legal but basically the same)

I will never understand racist white people’s obsession with Chicago.

You’re missing the forrest for the trees here it seems. This league is no joke.

The crowd’s reaction at the moment of impact could be the best part of the video.

Chances are it’s a black student responsible for the graffiti anyway. These types of things always wind up being attention seeking hoaxes.

15. Have you heard the phrase “hell hath no fury like Matt Barnes scorned?” Does that phrase make you think of the New York Knicks?

Its model relies (and needs) fans to believe they have equal odds to sharks.

Literally read this today, a recommended read

Your headline implies there are people callously laughing about the Briles story - kinda low hanging fruit there y’all.

NFL quiz:
Do you a) eject a player from a game so important it’s played on September 9th and quarterbacked by Trevor Siemian, or b) endanger the long-term viability of a person and your entire sport

We should take pity on the star Stanford football player who committed this assault. To punish him would hurt his chances at meeting his goals of turning his life around.

If someone gave me a bike which I believe they acquired through theft, and instead of reporting it I turn around and sell it for personal gain, that’s illegal.

Someone: You should spend more money to make your product better.

Many other sports - even skill sports that athletes have to ‘master’ - have young talents, and many of them perform at obscene levels that wipe aging players out of the sport (swimming, tennis, etc).
I want to see some sort of actual fact-checking - not pundit quotes from an idiot from the Harbaugh family- to see if…

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As a defender in the secondary, your primary job is to prevent the receiver from catching the ball.

Hodgey-san still confusing Zeeky Elliot with Jim Irsay

Wow, after reading through the comments with the most likes, I’ve quickly come to a very very obvious conclusion:

Breaking Gossip: Jill Stein thinks having more than two drinks while socializing in a non-intimate setting is potentially harmful to adults (and children). You must vote Hillary and save us from the thought(s) of another woman entering the fray.

three of the better writers from Grantland - Barnwell, Lowe and Charlie Pierce - didn’t follow him.