Not sure I get the mocking tone here. It seems like a reasonable tweet!

Nope. I LOVE ketchup, and I’m also a ranch fan. It’s both cool and tangy.

I too panic at the drop of a hat. Oh wait, I don’t and let the far more knowledgeable people at NTSB and FAA do their job.

This development warms the cockles of my first-generation college student heart.

As The World Burns

the last time a new model jet successively failed was in the 1970s, with the McDonnell Douglas DC-10. But rather than rounding up the 58 planes currently operating in the U.S—24 used by American Airlines, and 34 operated by Southwest—and hauling them into a volcano

No worries flying the Max. The MCAS is a bit of a bogeyman right now. Its a bit frustrating watching all the hysteria and layman speculation. Final report isn’t out yet but from family and coworkers that fly the guppy they all say lion air was seemingly pilot error(hmmm what do we do when automation isn’t acting as…

It’s like the “cool girl” trope only for those who have procreated.

No one’s ever going to be 100% The Guy Everyone Needs Him To Be, but I’ll be damned if Dwayne Johnson doesn’t seem to get really close.  If it’s all an act, being nice to his fans and a feminist and etc etc etc, then he deserves an Oscar.  He and Terry Crews.  

Our team had a female wrestler, 112 pound class. We were at a dual, and her opponent, a male, made it very clear to the crowd how he felt about wrestling a girl. He rolled his eyes and grimaced, mouthed crap at his team mates. I’m here to testify, she snapped it OFF in his ass, tech pinning him 13-1. The only point he…

Yeah, when I saw she was in her first year at a top MATH PhD program, I wondered about this...sounds like she was immensely talented, and it takes a very high achiever to accomplish what she did by the age of 23. PhD programs can really exacerbate existing mental health issues, especially in the first year, when…

I don’t care how old I am, I’m not giving up chocolate milk. I will be 98 years old in a nursing home demanding my chocolate milk, because that stuff is awesome and I don’t care.

TEAM CHOCOLATE MILK 4 EVA!

Sen. Flowers family and my family are acquainted - my mother grew up in the same municipality and ran in the same social circles. The ladies who were my mother’s friends and acquaintances are confident, educated, intelligent and didn’t take anything from anybody - regardless of who it is. My mother was that way. Sen.…

For me, it was the scene where Lampwick turns into a donkey in “Pinnochio” while crying for his mother, which is disturbing on so many levels.  

“Baby Roe was approximately six weeks old on February 10, 2017.”

Look, you’re never going to convince people like this that a fetus isn’t a fully developed person who can feed themselves and get a job in 2 months if only their mamma didn’t execute them.

Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.

Can I get out of the greys finally, please?? My comment history is good. I’m not a troll. It’s been a decade. Pls help. Thx.

If it was just the yellow and red colors, I’d say In-N-Out could get fucked, but the palm tree design on the laces is pretty egregious.