Please tell me you're being sarcastic...If not, you may have gotten lost on the internet.

Madonna was raised Roman Catholic. She wasn't appropriating anything, she was making a comment on a culture and religion she was deeply familiar with and was an inherent part of her identity. In fact most musicians and entertainers who have "disrespected" Christian symbols were raised Christian (Marilyn Manson,…

Woah, where did my normal, intelligent Jezebel commenters go? For the 1,000 time:

Actually I think it's just the opposite. Just a quick glance at the articles below show that states like Utah,Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, and Louisiana , all states that are considered to very Christian and right-wing, consume more porn and for longer durations. IMHO the more sexually repressed you are, the more…

I have no problem with # 1-4, life is short and you should enjoy yourself in a concert setting. I also go to metal shows and feel that is should be a cathartic experience where you are allowed to let loose and sing/dance your ass off. #5 pisses me off to no end, why ARE you here? If you're going to be that way at…

Meh. As a big ass girl who loves women with big asses, I'm not really feeling the bubble butt without any hips or thighs to go along with it. Not sure if it's real or implants like some people have suggested, but I offer this lovely picture as a counterpoint for those of you with similar tastes.

Rule of thumb: If you have to begin your sentence with "not to sound sexist/racist/homophobic, BUT," most likely the thing you are about to say is sexist/racist/homophobic. I kept my last name and my husband's balls are very comfortable and cared for thank you very much.

Anyone have any ideas for maternity coats? I'm 14 weeks pregnant right now so will be growing throughout the winter. I prefer long wool coats, but I'm open to suggestions :-D

Lindy, I love you soooo much for this. I've tried watching this movie a few times, and could never make it through the first hour because it is so fucking horrible. All my British friends are obsessed with it though, so I plan on trolling them with this delicious bit of vitriol.

I think early 90's Madonna was able to do this amazingly well. Express Yourself, Vogue, and Justify my Love are, in my opinion, works of art that transcend the medium, all while being incredibly sexy. A huge difference may be that they are conveying a distinctly adult sexiness, Madonna is not pretending to be a…

Am I the only one getting a serious BioShock vibe from the Kardashian card? I'm half expecting to see a splicer peeking out from the background.

As a woman in a polyamorous trio...fuck you. Monogamy works for some people, and no one should judge anybody else's relationship choices by declaring that they are "natural" or "unnatural."

This cover was everything to me when I was 13. I used to stare at it longingly for hours.

I'm ashamed to admit how many times I made Alistair boink me in Dragon Age...but we had a real love affair too! He was so kind and sensitive....I have issues.

Am I the only one who has an insatiable lust for Vegeta from DBZ?

It's from a brand called Gilding Primal Instinct. I've been a FB fan for a while, so was excited to see Gaga pop up in their feed this morning.http://gildingprimalinstinct.4ormat.com/

I edited a book for one of my professors in grad school about poor women in Shakespearian times. Those women worked much harder making bone lace and hauling fish than I do at my desk job.

I think this is a great idea. I lived in Brussels, Belgium for two years, which has similar restrictions, and it made shopping a nightmare. On weekdays shops would close at 6:00pm (except for Thursday, when they would close at the late hour of 8:00pm), and nothing was open on Sundays, not even grocery stores, which…

The year: 1994

Why did I read the column? Better yet, why did I read the comments on the column? Now the rest of my day will be spent in a ball of rage. When did the WSJ become the NY Post?