Mike Tomlin could take a shit on the sidelines then smere it all over his face and deadspin would claim the Rooney rule is amazing

I'm sure you absolutely outraged at any casual racism and let everyone know how enraged you are.

I’m a BBW and live in Manhattan. I have a rule:9/7/6. If a guy doesn’t have a 9" penis, a 7 figure salary and 6% body fat then I won't even say hello.

FBI to Tom Ley, “we need to talk about your browser history.”

White dude does this and it gets filed to “white people still ruining everything.”

So many male feminists

So you're more a social justice warrior than just a feminist

So you admit that you're a male feminist

So he's entitled to more than market rate.

He's a victim

I laugh when these mental midgets act like real businessmen. It's adorable that wade thinks he's like an investment banker but without ball he'd be selling rock on the corner. He's not a victim no matter how much Kevin insists he is.

Sorry i interrupted your chamber of echoes. Good male feminist.

How many times have you checked your kinja to count your stars? 50?

After Barbara. Of course. Such a good male feminist.

Like most on here, you're desperate for the approval of the staffers

Tom Ley wants to know how old your son is and if he has noodz

OWG. Amirite

Addison is such a goofy name. I wish tyshaun got his spot.

Omg. How amazing. This is like posting a super boy on a Billy Haisley article. You know it's getting approved.

You got your post approved. How many times have you checked your stars??? 100?