Wow. This is fucking amazing. The article was published at 3:21 PM, and yet, this comment’s timestamp is 3:38 PM... Which can’t be right. No way we made it a whole 17 minutes without this godawful, brain-cell-killing, tangential, semantic argument; kicking off what will inevitably be a fathoms-deep hierarchy of epic…

You mean like a trained driver in possession of a drivers license showing that they’ve been trained in the correct operation of a motor vehicle that kind of training

Also it’s a trademark brand name. Like Apple’s Retina Display. Which is probably not made out of retinas.

Autopilot - flies the plane while the pilots baby sit it ready to take over if there’s any issues. Seems like a fine description.

Holy shit this is tragic. Rest in peace SJ.

Why aren’t the passengers simply blacklisted from flying or face criminal charges?

You’ve missed the last 3 decades haven’t you?

Pretty sure the exhaust pipes are just doing that hot new dance move everyone’s talking about...Dabbing.

totally agree, but then i like 928s too

Need for Speed taught me all about these beauties, and I’m pretty sure Nicolas Cage is pointing at a 550 when doing his “self-indulgent weiners” line in Gone in 60 Seconds. That line is pretty ironic now, considering that any 550 you’d see out and about is probably owned by a connoisseur and not a new-money whatever.

no, passing on the right at the ring ist verboten...

That sounds too close to “keep calm and fap on” for me to NOT take it seriously.

A ZR1 prototype tearing up the Ring not long after the end-of-production ACR making a record attempt there? I know the ZR1 isn’t out to set a laptime just yet, but this feels like a “The King is dead, Long live the King!” moment.

If those front vents are fake, I will eat a TypeR

His insurance company should absolutely pay for the repairs, and then adjust his premiums as is appropriate. Insurance is simply paying someone else to take liability on your behalf. Why does it matter if its your stupidity or someone else’s that is the culprit?

WTF?
Jealous much?

What else is insurance meant for?
Stop being so judgmental

Please note: Australia does not have HOAs. In fact, most of the world does not have HOAs. We’re not that stupid.

Why? He is an idiot because he can’t park his massive car?

If insurance didn’t pay when someone is an idiot, they would be paying 90% less in claims.

That’s just because you’re not a real pro that knows how to overnight parts from Japan. And just, you know, invest $20,000......or more.....and get a sweet ride.