But isn’t that really the point? To look down on the lesser?

Everytime I see this car, my unconscious mind says ‘7-series.’

I’m happy that at least one hyper-expensive SUV stands a chance of being good looking? I’ve seen several Bentayga’s in person, and they look like some awful tuner shop got their hands on a Q7 and decided to Bentley-ize it.

No wonder it’s coming.

Make sure you run it through the cabin filter to reduce pollen infiltration.

And all of your other needs, in fact.

Turns out that regular ass air is still 78% nitrogen.

Heater as most people know if you just connect a hose to your exhaust and tape it into your drivers side window then that will take care of your heating needs.

Why would I spend more money on a brand new car that immediately loses value the second I sign the paperwork when I have the skill and ability to fix a used car and possibly even make it worth more than I paid for it in doing so?

“stimulating local economy” thats a “broken window fallacy”

The biggest threat to company profitability is the same as it has been for the past couple of decades: cheapskates Jalopnik readers who won’t buy new cars because reasons.

Eventually car conversations will replace “horsepower” with “kilowatt hour”.

You know, I hope you’re right in your skepticism. I hope that everything will be fine.

Wish I could give more than one star to a comment that had me with my head down on my desk laughing.

Turn off Jalopnik for the rest of the day...there won’t be a better comment than this.

You’ll never get enough stars for this comment.

Pittsburgher here: He could have been wearing a replica Hines Ward jersey bought at Kohl’s 16 years ago.

Is there anything more Pittsburghy than an unconscious dude with a name in dire need of a vowel floating down the Monongagheny in search of a bambulance? Yinz?

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Is it me, or is this entire company run on the principle of ‘ME TOO!’