Sadly their lives sound more exciting than mine.

Meanwhile a middle aged, mid-level manager leaves work for the day. He likes sports cars and Top Gear and books about war. He watches “the game” with friends every Sunday. He plays golf in the summer. He’s no where near as good as he thinks, but he’s better than Jim down in processing. He knows a thing or two…

I get it, and I’d never implore someone to buy a boring car, but I don’t think any $50,000-$90,000 new luxury car has any business being this problematic in 2017. Especially when the bar is higher because everyone in this country remembers your “comeback brand” as being a piece of shit!

Who sets the cruise at 64?

The guy in the raucous AMG, who will never experience the sound of the “blub” coming from the water cooler at the Alfa dealership while waiting for a lifeless car to be resuscitated again.

l’d like to hear more about the meatloaf before making my final decision.

Meanwhile, a 30-something couple-he an actuarial, she an Office Depot manager-drove by in their 2015 Toyota Camry. Never exceeding the speed limit by anything that would garner attention they arrived at their unremarkable house without drama a half-hour later.

That was just from last night’s fatal stabbing.

transmission fluid? Edit, I think probably not related to the crash at all.

The IIHS will soon incorporate the parking garage drop test.

Serious, but not life threatening injuries....

The all-new BMW 4-series, now with ActiveParkour™ technology. Dope-ass front flips are just the beginning.

It’s a testament to safety standards that this convertible fell seven stories and not only was the driver not killed instantly, but the car looks like it’s simply been in a front end collison. Amazing. I hope the driver is ok.

Truth.

I dare you to say that to his face. I’m guessing Little Mermaid would fuck you up.

1997 Honda Accords to be exact

All of the Integra 2 doors

23 Honda Accords?

And they were actually capable off-roaders in their own right. In that regard, the poor fuel economy was a legitimate trade off.

LOLforever at buying the Maser, which looks like that lumpy Infiniti crossover, over the good-looking Volvo (and their lovely customer service, and comparably robust dealer network...)