“When the officer (who was black) showed up, it seemed as though Walker didn’t have much to say:”

Of course you have to root for the karma for this fucker! The thing is, it’s a testament of Obama’s legacy that the economy/stock hasn’t already tanked.

Queue the fucks who always go “But it’s ILLE-gal! They should do it LE-gally!”

Really though, anyone who’s not a complete dipshit realizes this.

A great scenario, thank you for sharing!

Rooo, you are always an intelligent, thoughtful delight.

I STILL hear this shit all the time, about the “bad job” Obama did.

I know I’m not the first person with two brain cells to rub together to realize that THIS IS NOT THE STANCE OF AN INNOCENT PERSON.

After this current shitshow, I kinda agree with you. The problem is, we do need change, but the complete opposite of what we are experiencing now.

I never really gave a shit about politics, until I noticed Bush Jr. fucking things up with wars and lies and incompetence, etc. Obama came on board, and I’m like “shit, this guy is awesome and may be able to fix stuff!” *queue all the mid-western family and friends around me* “This guy sucks so much!” (I wish there…

“He’s not going to prison and he’ll probably never be impeached and convicted either, which is sad. But the day is coming when the American pop-culture machine turns on him and renders him into a national punchline and flaccid gassy joke, even more so than it already has.”

I laughed at this, then I cried. I laughed at my crying, and followed that with crying. Ugly crying, this time.

Shit, I need to write this down! *scribble scribble scribble* At this rate, my troll-journal needs lots of white-out.

Holy shit, welcome back Muqaddimah!

Sane people: Now that it’s apparent Trump has Putin’s dick in his mouth, is he being harder on Russia, or is Russia being harder in him?

There are many times I would like to reply with something so simple and realistic, but I try to be the “high road” kinda guy, and not say anything. Kudos to you!

So how can we help him? Who’s the fuck-twat to get in contact with? With all the actual trolls on here that are still posting... yeah.

That really pisses me off about Muck. Some assholes can’t handle good satire.

It’s that Bernie’s message seemed too... unattainable and unrealistic. It’s not that people were stupid to believe his message, it was that they were dubious. We all want better (well, the 65% sane Americans)... but even if Bernie was elected, the GOP-controlled rest-of-the-government wouldn’t have allowed him to do…

Bernie would’ve been a much better candidate. It’s that (whoever in charge) didn’t think his message was viable.