*Nic Cage to voice Superman*

Isn’t that Rhianna?

Wendy’s is really killing it with the 4 for $4 deal they have. A meal under 5 bucks that’s tasty and fills you (YMMV)? Win!

My mother’s enchiladas. Burger and refried beans inside, rolled up, smothered with Hunt’s tomato sauce and shredded cheddar, and baked in the oven until melted. I’ve experimented over the years with variations, but the original was one of my favorites growing up.

How would it do as muffins, do you think?

This should be considered along the lines of revenge porn, eh?

$75k would be ~3 times more than I’ve ever earned annually, and would be phenomenal. To not live paycheck to paycheck would be the bee’s knees!

$12.75/hr in the Detroit area isn’t a livable wage? Much better than almost all retail/food in the area. Great benefits as well? Paid time off? Six paid vacations per year? (and if you’re required to work on said days, time and a half pay)

Thank you, I was looking for this link to donate.

The made-for-TV movie?

Junior just has a better elafted-ego bellows syndrome.

Nah, nothing brilliant about it. He’s repugnant, but he can’t even be more than half a cunt.

Double points if there was eye contact, and the unspoken “yeah, motherfuckers, I’m white, too!”

I would probably be crying too - the frustrated rage tears of someone who couldn’t show those condescending asshole cops how they feel using their eloquent fists.

Like a little pat on our financially-tiny heads.

As a frequent traveler of US 23/ I96, how does it do in the 80+ mph range?

I don’t want to get rid of Twitter... my best contact with my family is Facebook, and Twitter is the best for other people I want to keep in contact with (including former Cracked editors/writers and former Gawker alum C.A. Pinkham).

Tip of the hat to you, sir.

Things that make you go “Hmmm...”

Let’s not forget one of the best parts, Ray Park as Darth Maul!