It’s much worse. He’s giving welfare to farmers so that they can make food for the poors. Poors in other countries. Probably shithole countries!

He's just so fucking stupid and anyone who doesn't see that is also just so fucking stupid.

RIGHT WINGER: Ha! Ha! That guy is a total genius! He spent his god-given wealth on a yacht just to piss off the libs! What a true patriot!

To be fair, this may be how Trump thinks about things to be made. I’d be genuinely surprised to learn that he had ever actually made something — even assembled something — in his life. Every time he’s paid someone to install a toilet or ceiling fan, he’s no doubt thought, “I am freely exchanging a small amount of…

I’m replying solely because I love Weird Al more than almost anybody.

This recurring habit doesn’t surprise me. I can’t imagine having the mindset that influences someone to follow through with these actions.

... and ONLY Trumpanzees, for a change. No collate human damage. Excellent.

But for once, Trumpanzees are paying the price.  Yay!

Ahem

“You will all have the best present very soon.”

This is how republicans wrench on their grass roots. By pretending that the world is beating them down when they are on top of everything and every one. There is no war on Christianity. People are just sick of “Christians” killing them, putting their kids in cages, telling them who they can and cant marry, and pushing…

“Hi” to the conservatives who wait for the Democratic Party to do something incompetent before they post.

Call me crazy, but I’m starting to think that religion is all man made bullshit.

Because 2000 years of Christian oppression wasn’t enough, now they’re crying that their religion is finally dying out. How do you think the Ancient Egyptians felt when their religion went belly up? Or the Greeks? Or the Romans? The Norse? Nothing lasts forever.

Gradeschoolers mock and ridicule their peers who still have imaginary friends. But we’re supposed to be totally supportive of grown ass adults who’s most important person in their life is their imaginary friend that tells them that they have to tell us how to live?

So, so happy to see more Invader Zim in the world! High School me squee’s with delight... Zim and its cast of characters has always held such a special place in my heart (and the fucked up world of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac), and seeing either property potentially get reintroduced to a new generation makes me feel…

You watch - the right will use these kids as the anti-Parkland kids.

Years ago, my uncle died from suicide. At his funeral, one of my aunts used her time to speak to talk about how many people die this way, lamenting why there aren’t any resources for people suffering like he was, etc etc - all the things we know. I ONE MILLION PERCENT agree with everything she said, but I was also had…

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Expressing an earnest hope that Jesse Watters’ dick rots off and permanently stinks up the Fox News building he works in is not the same thing as a death threat.