Have you seen Kyle? He’s this tall.

All things considered, I should have seen that one coming.

If you can get a pic of him holding a baseball bat saying, “Hey, if there’s grass on the field it’s time to play ball!” I’d love you forever.

I’ll just have to star every comment of yours until then. It’s a shame when the only one who gives a shit about the rules is in the greys

I have a suggestion for how he can put his teeny, tiny, girly revolver to some good use.

No one who thinks dressing like that is acceptable should run for office, period. Of course he’s done some slimy shit. Look at him!

I would love to shit in his cowboy hat.

No, that was Horace and Pete.

I’ll never understand why people feel the need to defend people they don’t know. Its like their own self-worth is somehow tied to their favorite celebrities.

Yeah, actually saying “I’m sorry” would have helped... :/

At least he isn’t calling them liars, so...progress?

No. It’s not just you. “Admired”, “admire”, “Admiration”, me, me, me, me, I am so amazing, these women worshipped me....

“They couldn’t say no because I’m SO FUCKING AMAZING!”

Is it just me, or does this come across as weirdly narcissistic?

Act surprised when the GOP grows a collective spine.

Define. Evidence. Specifically. In. This. Case.

Hey Judge...

MMA: The Official Sport of Douchebagistan.

Your anecdote is awesome.