Last night we were watching Shark Tank and some lady invented “sweet hummus” which was just chickpeas blended with sugar and flavoring and was like “This is a brand new market category” and I died.

For most of 2016 up until the election, Facebook kept suggesting I like some very weird pages. Some were extremely amateurish-looking pages supporting Trump (in retrospect, almost certainly Russian). Others were for what looked like conservative Catholic and Orthodox Christian pages. None of these were remotely…

I have a bridge to sell you. It’s worth infinity shekels.

and PayPal! Fuck you Peter Thiel!

The real issue is people being gullible idiots.

don’t forget the google....

First of all - Zuckerberg has always been an unethical, evil man. Look up the famous “idiots” transcript where he offers to sell early Harvard Facebook users’ data to his friend, calling his users “idiots” for trusting him. It’s why he sold a major stake to the Rothschilds - one of the most unethical, evil billionaire…

We are doomed. Amazon & Facebook are going to have us all chained up in tiny houses before being pulped into soylent green.

“Hey, Pence, why’s he keep mumbling ‘No bueno’ to everyone? Can’t he speak American? Sad!”

The small shred of a silver lining I can find in this is that “you responded immediately, sir” is not a “yes” to the question actually posed.

How’s that treasonous collusion case coming along? How much longer do we have to endure this shit

It was “Have you seen the other guys?” And there are bumper stickers.

...can you honestly say it is a good idea and in the best interest of the party’s electoral future at this point in time to have transgender individuals in prominent roles within the party?

Perez: “Look, look! We have diversity!”

The Democrats will purge all the leftists from the party. They will lose again.

It’s weird, it kind of works for me, especially as I’m not a party guy and have no real interest in their existing except that in 99.99% of the races they’re the ones that would be keeping a Republican out of office.

If the DNC thinks that moving towards the center is going to help them in *any* upcoming elections, they’re mistaken. The 2018 and 2020 elections are reactions to Trump. So to position the party closer to Trump is an act of monumental self-sabotage.

This îs better

Your lack of Orlando disturbs me.

I just skimmed this, but I’m intrigued by the idea of putting Philadelphia inside a hole on the moon.