Tomi Lahren and all the other white people expect Black people to do this, even as all those Conservatives act as they do not worship a false prophet.

I’m still surprised she’s brave enough to show her face in public.

The question of “what are these kneeling players protesting” has been answered over, and over, and over again—and should’ve been eye-bleedingly obvious to anyone paying even a modicum of attention, even without Kaepernick et. al. providing an explanation.

I’m the son of two law enforcement officers; I admit up front…

It’s not journalism. Stop viewing it as such and it won’t be so perplexing. Right wing idiocy has reached a critical mass and now sustains itself in a slow motion chain reaction.

If both parties dissolved, what do you think would happen?

You hiring? I’d relocate to work with you. Couldn’t be worse than the job I have now.

My god Amazon has some chutzpah. After bilking billions of sales tax out of states now they have the fucking gall to ask for more tax cuts. The welfare queen trope should be attributed to American Corporations and billionaires and literally no one else.

Are we gonna get to Do Kinja under Onion articles?!

More important: holy shit are you guys adding The Onion to the team?

I read your story about the “Greatest City On Earth” embarrassing itself, but I guess I missed the point because I didn’t see one word about New Orleans.

I kind of got shouted down on Yahoo! for this (of course), but I made the observation that $4K is about five points of annual salary for me (I make decent money, but I’m not a bazillionaire - Trump would probably call me somewhat below average). If you amortize that over, say, three years, that amounts to about what I…

You can if you view white conservative Judeo-Christian society as the “master race” and America as a vehicle for it, as so many in parts of this country either explicitly or implicitly do.

The Republican party thinks we are marks because, after decades of anecdotal evidence, Trump’s election proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that we are. And our fellow citizens will happily gobble up whatever crumbs the oligarchy deigns to give them.

We’ve seen time and time again that, if it gives them an immediate one time gain of a few hundred dollars, a vast majority will support policies that will cause them to lose hundreds of times that amount in lower wages and job benefits, as well as reduced benefits from SS and other social programs, in the long term.

Teach me your ways, sensei.

Pay close attention to what they’re actually saying, which is this:

But... something something something trickle-down economics! It’s proven to work so well!

Sounds familiar.

it’s like that time someone broke into my house and stole everything i owned and replaced it with exact replicas....