Tacky, bourgeoisie assholes.

Not just a film though. The BEST film. Have you seen Independence Day? Its fantastic. Will Smith in his prime, aliens, Jeff Goldswoon and Vivica A Foxy as all damn hell…

And what’s really important is that we judge them for it.

Yeah, I saw that. But be cool man. Don’t let the truth ruin what is actually a halfway decent joke.

I actually don’t think the header image is a photo of what Mr. Llamas was reporting on. But so help me dog if you ruin what is a perfectly good joke I will fucking cut you.

Yes I see you’ve got a vice-like grip on the point there Chad. Well done, very impressive. Glad you can read.

lol And you’re back! Oh joy. But now it seems like you’ve traded in your soapbox for what appears to be a deep, deep dark hole. A massive, gaping, ever growing black hole of empathy and logic.

It truly was just a bowl of cottage cheese contemplating life lakeside in The Hamptons.

Another undeniable basic science fact.

Ugh, “hate is hate” is my least favorite phrase this week.

Most white people who aren’t assholes are fairly useless because they grew up never having to deal with confrontation. They watched their mothers greet the neighbor with air kisses and smiles even though she hated her guts. They spend their lives living in a polite bubble where they never air their true feelings for…

Case in point: I’m in the office break room decompressing while CNN drones on in the background. A co-worker comes in and we talk a bit about the hurricane and whatnot - we both have family in the Houston area. CNN cuts to Trump telling the Gov. of TX something to the effect of “After this is all said and done, we…

lol I predict this comment will just get better and better with each passing moment.

Humanity is deeply flawed. Nothing is perfect. Its all shades of gray.

Could you lend that soapbox you’re up on there to some people down in Houston? They’re currently up to their necks in dirty ass water and just trying to find some food to survive.

People pay good money for artisan free range organic dirty ass water bread. I saw a pack at Whole Foods last week for like twenty bucks.

You’re “science.”

I’m actually kind of surprised he defined this as looting. Those are all white poeple. White people don’t loot. They use their wiley nature to find tools with which to survive. Only black people loot stuff.

He justified 4 bankruptcies and another dozen failed business ventures.

The other possibility is that he resigns (which I have good money on) or the GOP gets so sick of his shit, and sees their gooses getting cooked in 2018, so they rush him the fuck out and double down on getting their agenda pushed through.