She’s officially my new hero.

There are the fucking morons who got him elected. They are (gasp) MORONS.

You know that scene in the movie where the protagonist finishes off the opposition and his companion (who agrees with his socio-economic viewpoints entirely) shows up and startles him and he turns around and cold cocks them in the mouth by mistake?

She is my new hero-I know Judge Brown would not rule it as shade, but it is...something.

*blinks a few times

The wives are winning this epic battle. Poland walks right past him and his hand. Now “I don’t speak English”.

Which is incredible. The wife of the Japanese Prime Minister pretended to not speak English for hours to avoid having to have a conversation him. She is now everything.

She wins. Or this is a case where he doesn’t understand her because of her accent, which is not great rather embarrassing (again).

HAH, that hadn’t even occurred to me! I just thought he was being racist and stupid as usual and just assuming she couldn’t possibly understand fancy English words because she’s a Japanese lady. But now that you mention it I have exactly zero trouble believing she just feigned incomprehension for hours just to avoid…

They’re also racist and they smell like stale ham.

But think of all the tea she has to spill since this idiot rambled on in front of her.

I have read that garbled word salad over a dozen times and can’t make heads or tails of it. What the fuck is he babbling about??? The more I read it, the crazier it gets.

That fun little nugget was absolutely the most terrifying part for me...like this man thinks we’re all up in arms over $12/month insurance? Can we uh...please have $12/month insurance that appreciates over time?

Who’s paying $12 for insurance?

it’s only a lie if he knows the opposite is true, which he doesn’t.

I’ve read these interviews and

He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

Shouldn’t Arabella be speaking fluent Russian? Wouldn’t Papa Putin be offended by her lack of fluency in the Russian language?

That’s a fake. They’re ugly but Jesus not that ugly.