Wasn’t it you that called Barack Obama shitty because he wasn’t out there doing more?

Penis.

Blind clocks and broken squirrels.  Kudos to Cilliza.

Trump yesterday: “Russia wasn’t involved in election meddling”

I would love to be in the meeting where they farted out that idea. “Uh...what if you said you meant to say ‘wouldn’t’?”

“I realize there is the need for some clarification...in a key sentence in my remarks, I said the word ‘would’ instead of ‘wouldn’t.’ The sentence should have been, ‘I don’t see any reason why it wouldn’t be Russia,’” he said.

“Indictments don’t really mean anything” is probably something he agrees with. But I guess it would be wrong of me to put words in his mouth, even if he’s a fan of doing it himself.

*waves at sobchak!*  good to see you again.

They’re actually trying to cobble together a resolution to impeach Rosenstein. Pretty sad hail-Mary ploy, given the way Trump just disgusted both sides of the aisle. But there's nothing those sad twats won't try. They were desperate enough after Strzok; now they're shitting Twinkies.

In terms Trump supporters might understand: Your boy is a weak little pussy, and while you were busy owning the libs, your idiot leader just got owned by Russia.

It’d be nice if we actually implemented some of the recommendations of the Select Intelligence Committee on Russia re. actually securing our future election infrastructure, wouldn’t it, instead of the President bloviating about his stellar electoral victory?

A.D. I’m tired of your goddamn east coast lib’rul ELITISM! Trump is a COMMON MAN who TELLS IT LIKES IT IS and represents THE PEOPLE!! To hell with your uppity STANDARDS!!!

Well it’s not like anyone with brain could have possibly thought that maybe electing a fucking idiot would be an extremely bad idea.

Is your dick in need of cupcakes?

I dunno. I like that it reads as if his idea of an insult is to accuse someone of losing cupcakes. 

Hahaha

SOBCHAAAAAK!! Dahling!!

I just would have hoped that after such a clear example it would have sunk in a bit. But I guess if Nader didn’t do it nothing will.

Seriously. And Katherine and all the other leftists who like to say “ignore Russia IGNORE IT IGNORE IT HILLARY WAS FLAWED IGNORE IT!” - do they think that Russia will help them get their Bernie or Bernie clone elected next time around? Fucking no!

He only said something because it would look worse if he said nothing at all.  Don’t put too much confidence in that spineless piece of shit.