A person that never gets sick also never needs medical costs but our world isn’t perfect.

I have no problem with Musk smoking a joint on his own time, and his choice to smoke pot or not smoke pot is irrelevant to his role as CEO.

Ford under Fields and Hackett are making, almost point-for-point, the same mistakes that US automakers made in the 80s and 90s, by ignoring its weak points and focusing on a narrowing market sector that it knows it can corner:

Does it matter how safe you are if you’ve already died inside?

Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

I want to say something shallow, stupid, and sarcastic that I’m sure I would think was funny and that will probably include the word “Millennial” but no. This is just sad and tragic.

Were they working off a phone description of the new 124?

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

You tell the bros that.

That looks safe.

You up to date on your tetanus boosters, bro?

Gloves and glasses, David.  

Does this mean that Brian France has failed NASCAR’s zero tolerance substance abuse policy and will receive a lifetime ban from the sport until he has gone through NASCAR’s Road to Recovery Plan?

Isn’t a 4-cyl Supra a Celica?

“I had a drink at Watkins Glen and climbed the roof of a concession stand”

This just in!

Don’t worry. All that lateral stress will align them correctly.

I don’t understand why people pointing out real faults and limitations are continually being categorized as “cheering for the company to fail.”

If I had $1,000 sitting around with no purpose for it, I’d probably go buy this thing. It’s kind of all the truck that I need. I want something that I can fill the back with garbage, or bags of mulch, or sweating pressure treated, or whatever else that isn’t that heavy and be on my way. It probably would tow my boat…

“Good tires,” Bob mused while casually lighting a cigarette, “but certainly not great tires.”