I sit back and contemplate that these median obstacles are there to prevent injuries, and then imagine how much more spectacular that video could have been without them in place. The guy would have been approaching Mach 1 as he reached the bottom of the chute.

I like the cut of your jib. People seem to forget that winter tires are a cheaper and better solution than AWD and all-seasons...

I agree with you’re premise but think you should go even bigger. I suggest the Black Widow. It’s even got the turrets.

Not its fault though as hangar rental fees and values have skyrocketed since its parents’ generation, vastly outpacing income from smuggling opportunities.

Simple, 2 door hatchbacks are not selling well anywhere. My 4 door GTI is way easier to live with and even though the 2 door looks better, my wife and I don’t use condoms, so the 2 extra doors will make it to where I do not have to sell it when the lack of birth control catches up with us.

Except paint is probably illegal and then they’d all get sent to the Canadian Gulag as punishment.

Schaefer told me over the phone he was “Sick of the normal nine-to-five grind,” and Lacefield told me she “just wanted to live a more minimal, simple life.”

Everybody where I live:

Commented on Jalopnik that I keep driving in the snow on all-season tires.

Are we starting a Dodge Demon Deadpool here?

You’d think a mass firing would strengthen Union thoughts. There’s no way a unionized shop would be able to fire people without major push back from the union. It’s a double edged sword though. Shitty workers need to get fired. Keeping shitty workers is how GM quality control went to the shitter in the 90s and 2000s.…

Oh fuck off. You get in someone else’s supercar, you hit the gas, the tires aren’t “performing at the level they should be”? If you decide to double the speed limit on a public street in a vehicle that you are not personally 100% certain of, it’s on you, bro.

A clean, unmolested one would be a unicorn. Most of them lived very hard lives.

Will the Honda Engine Fit?

#ranwhenraced

“Used Magnums”

I have a local Alfa dealer. Turns out they sell Alfas there.

What about “Gattaca”?

On the positive side though... it’s the prettiest Honda Accord I’ve ever seen

Some time in late January 2014, in the middle of a blizzard, I was driving over the old Kosciuszko Bridge in my Saturn Ion when someone clipped me from behind, my car turned sideways, and I ran head first into a wall. No one was hurt, but my car was totaled.