You sir are a posturing SJW who doesn’t know what he’s talking about. First and foremost ‘Abu’ means father of ____. It is a familiar reference typically used among acquaintances. Since they did not give the gentleman’s first name, Mohammed is in fact a fair guess.It is the most common name in the world.

It would be…

Another missed opportunity for Hispanic culture to improve/ruin a car: Why not a Megan Fox/Transformers mural on the hood and fenders? Just add a robot in there somewhere and pow!

Driving the only ‘11 Accord coupe in Switzerland. I should have sold it before I moved. It’s black. You get the idea.

When Doug gets renditioned to an Italian prison. We all know why.

America fought and won a war to get away from paying inflated prices for poor quality British products. It’s my patriotic duty to pass. Buying a rust bucket jeep to get stranded in the Carolinas is cheaper and probably safer.

I have death wobbled a high back soft top H1 on the autobahn. Napped in the turrent of an ‘07 uparmored H1. And seen how they cope with explosions. Spoiler alert. The H1 was always under powered. Dangerously under braked and generally a shit box. The magnesium armour further improved your chances of burning to death…

Google “Czech Budweiser” and hang your head in shame. The Czech beer is delicious.

This is an unholy alliance of ugly and unreliable. The orphaned result of some meth-head orgy.

The middle of the suba-bro, eBay, vape ven diagram.

Plot twist: Jim got caught cheating on Doris with Gladdis so Doris went BSC on his corvette.

I am as genuinely proud to hear you have been treated so well by the good folks down in Florida. Thanks Florida.

It should. They’re probably going to dive hard at that turn from the outside. Regardless of where you are on the track.

Was it the position of the light bar under the car or the stancenation posture that got caught on the storm drain thing?

*cancels tire rack order...puts accord up on Craigslist...goes back to bed*

The article is myopic in its evaluation of the relationship between America and its NATO partners. Simply put America has foot the bill for NATO since its inception. There isn’t a European NATO member that’s come close to it’s minimum defense spending obligation in 30 years. All these smug Europeans sending their kids…

1993 Civic

The owner must be credited for having a good sense of when to offload this Bavarian bucket. E30 prices have to be at or close to the top of a 10-15 year price cycle. That said CP all day. Unless your choices are a bender in Vegas or E30. Then the E30 is probably better for your health and likely to last a bit longer.

Someone is reading this on a phone made by people who don’t trust them to remove the battery, in their ‘soulless silver’ commuter box during their soul sucking commute to a soul sucking job hoping that traffic will speed up so they can step in front of it.

Right in the middle of the parenting failure vs. tort reform ven diagram.

Z Germans take this very seriously. Why? Because a putts in his 997 doing 120kph is a serious obstacle for the fatigued family of 5 doing 250kph in their RS6.