Hopefullyit works better than Coin (the credit card device thing that stores all of your credit cards on one card). My friend’s doesn't seem to work on most credit card machines and ATMs

Because they go out there and put their lives in the line every day to keep “us” all safe. And police unions.

Really surprised there wasn’t a core group of parents that we’re going to make their kids attend the party against their will. My mom would have (aka the right thing to do).

Or just put your keys in a box or bag lined with aluminum foil, maybe more than one layer. Should cost you a lot less than $11 and you’ll still have enough left over to make yourself a foil hat.

While it COULD be cut with other drugs (although many people would probably notice a crystalline substance or chemical smell—it's not like it's a powder that can be easily cut), I'd imagine that if it was, we'd hear more about it (like we do every time a bad batch of Molly sends a bunch of college students to the…

my college always had those dining hall issues—they shut down breakfast at like 9:30, lunch was usually a pretty wide open window, but dinner ended at 8. There were like 3 places, all of which were on campus, that took "dining dollars", and they all closed early as well.

so after realizing my supposed bias (because I believe in the right to criticize law enforcement when I believe they're acting improperly, without constantly having to couch said criticism in our undying respect and admiration for law enforcement), you decided to present neither facts, nor logic, law or morality?

except when he got shot in the head while 150 feet away from officer Wilson. that's one of the few things that we know for sure, rather than questionable eyewitness accounts and Darren Wilson's testimony.

Opus One sounds a lot better than the wine Scalia probably makes in his bathtub.

This is why most places don't bother accepting Discover cards, and why Groupon is no longer popular.

This is why tipping is on it's way out. Provide a product/service, and charge a price for it. It's a myth that tips actually have any bearing on the service you receive.

This guy probably thinks of himself as a really good person, doing the lord's work and all. What a smarmy piece of shit.

This is by far the best club banger about friendship I've ever heard.

The evidence does not "show that Brown attacked the cop first", although that is one possibility that is supported by some of the evidence. The problem is that there are many possibilities that are supported by some of the evidence. Without having an actual trial, it's difficult to say what really happened (aside…

Well-paying jobs with great benefits, I might add. I'm sure many of them signed up because they like the power and adrenaline the job comes with, maybe after seeing the police recruitment videos where stoic music plays , the officers are suiting up and cocking their (submachine) guns and then talk about "riding into…

This whole walking on eggshells whenever we have a discussion about police is ridiculous. They can't take any criticism for one of their guys killing an unarmed teenager in a highly suspect situation, unless we also tell them how great they think they are?

I'd be surprised if that isn't also a major federal crime, requiring employees to submit fraudulent IRS 4070 forms under threat of termination. In addition to preventing the employer from having to pay its employees at least the federal minimum wage, it also screws the government out of payroll and other taxes.

Am I alone in thinking that Prince Harry got the better end of that bargain, gingervitis aside? While William is off getting married and having kids and appearing at official state functions, Harry's tearing up Las Vegas, playing strip-pool and telling a bunch of high-end call-girls that they can totally come visit…