uhhh caitlyn jenner said she felt like a woman because she liked to wear nail polish

You know how there’s a kid in high school that draws a cartoon of Bugs Bunny suckling from the teet of a cow, and the cow has a dollar sign on it, and then the kid is like, “MY ART IS SOCIAL COMMENTARY!”

That’s basically Banksy. It’s very surface level social commentary that feels more like the graffiti equivalent of a…

So.....he looks exactly like everyone expected then?

Not surprised. For others, like me, looking for some doctors of color is imperative, especially for dermatology. No one wants someone unfamiliar with their skin’s special needs messing up the first thing people see. For emergency and general health situations it just makes sense to want a good doctor not one of a…

Even worse than Trump thinking he won, Congress will see this as a green light for passing the AHCA. Ryan and McConnell win yet again.

Yeah, I know, a single-digit loss in a district R’s won by 20 points last year, blah blah blah. Anybody else depressed as fuck right now? We are stuck with Trump and his evil brethren for the foreseeable future, and if there’s anything worse than Trump, it’s Trump thinking he won something. That’s Trump at maximum…

Exactly, what the fuck kind of “liberal special interest friends” can a fucking ironworker have? Does he take his lunch hour to dine with George Soros?

This whole thing, from start to finish, has been messy as all get out. In one corner, you have a white woman who was painted as the sexy drunk trollop from the beginning, in the other corner, a black man who was painted as deceitful and arrogant from the beginning. This entire debacle seems to have just been…

It’s literally in the first sentence....

Who said anything about Hillary? Do try to stay on topic, won’t you?

I am married to a man that is constantly talking about what-if with Bernie. Last night I finally lost it when he started saying how at least Bernie would have had the respect of the international community, unlike Trump. I pointed out that so would the other fucking candidate who I actually voted for. “SO WOULD…

Exactly. The fact that the members of the Green Party are just happy to let the party become her vanity project is a disappointment. I made my mind up about Stein when I heard her describe quantitative easing as a “magic trick” in an effort to get disaffected Bernie supporters to vote for her. Fuck Jill Stein!

Re: Some people are just unreachable. Whether from inbuilt biases or brain damage or just simple stupidity, you will never convince them. Those people, sadly, had an outsize effect on this election, and for that I will continue to hate them, but it’s not like I am ever going to persuade them of their culpability. 

I think that bitch has just achieved peak liberal white woman.

The bigger the moronic asshole, the more of an “outsider” they will be perceived as.

“In some ways, Trump is one of the best things to happen to this country because look at how many people are getting off their posteriors,” says Sherry Wells, the Green Party’s Michigan chairwoman. “So part of me is giggling.”

This narrative that Clinton was just “the lesser of two evils” is one of the most depressing signs of the state of our country. I hate people who believe this to be true. You fucked us in this election and we are all paying the price.

It is so cute that she’s trying to pretend any of this is about the environment. Jill Stein doesn’t give a single fuck about the environment. She cares about Jill Stein.