I hope she’s President someday too, but let’s be honest - the double tides of racism and sexism she will have to fight against to be elected nationally (as opposed to California) will be suffocating.

You’re not wrong. I think what people generally mean is that “He’s unusually attractive for a billionaire.”

I think he’s an alien in a skin suit. That’s why he’s “fascinated” by his human female companion.

Isn’t it obvious? Captain, Obvious.

the $4.9 billion in government subsidies ?

There really is something very sexy about Elon Musk but I can’t quite put my finger on what it is.

Honestly, they should have a Bill with deliberately ego-stroking titles for Trump and see what happens. It’d be funny to watch him shout at Reps in the House and Senate for removing a “Trump Appreciation Bill” that secretly demanded his tax returns or something.

To put thing in a bit of perspective, most already-successful authors are given “the right of final say” as a matter of course when they sign over their book to be adapted. The difference is that EL James is basically the first author who exercised her full rights (cuz most of them are mature-ass adults who know when…

BAM!

Presidential jokes aside, I would watch the shit out of a ‘Making of 50 Shades’ movie that dramatized the friction between James and Taylor Johnson, the cold relationship between the co-stars, the weird awkwardness of shooting it and then promoting it...all of that.

Well what did she expect, that E.L. James would be well-adjusted? “I like everyone and I get really confused when they don’t like me” is a weird thing to say. Liking someone isn’t reciprocal

Most problematic was the unusual control that the author,

Someone was stressing the importance of hand holding like a normal human couple the whole helicopter ride over, and this was all Trump and Melania could manage, and that aide in the helicopter was all “Fine. Whatever. Close enough I guess” and then they had a quick drink from a flask probably and squawked out “it’s a…

Head of The Cyber!

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

The Alt Right has no problems finding loads of things to criticize everyone else for. This is a drop in the bucket.

The BBC, while trying to be neutral and impartial, still has hosts who don’t like the Government and puts out content that still asks serious questions about its conduct despite being “neutral”.

That’s truly bizarre. I guess it’s “I had mine, now y’all can just fuck off’”

YOU RANG???

The idea of Trump shooting himself in the dick implies that he has excellent aim with miniscule targets.

If we still lived in a democracy, everything that’s come out would be enough to start impeachment proceedings so Trump can have his fair trial in the Senate, but since we’re a Banana Republic now, I guess not.