Infighting IS the cause.

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

Never heard of luggage tags?

I think he’s surrounding himself with family members like any paranoid mobster would.

I was actually thinking that possibly Melania was claiming she couldn’t find a dress. More likely, he’s heard Melania, Ivanka and Kellyanne complaining about the fact that no designers are willing to dress them, and figured that meant all of the dresses were sold out everywhere, for everyone.

Ha! Guess he received at least one RSVP reading “Sorry, can’t make it. Couldn’t find a dress.”

The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

I saw that and it made me wonder

Trump: Meryl Streep (is) one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood.

It totally is. Being able to consistently pretend that Donald didn’t say what he said in the face of video evidence to the contrary is amazing. It’s also depressing that so many people are willing and eager to fall for it, but she knows her market and how to play to it.

That alone should be a reason to question his mental competency.

Does he think the District of Columbia controls dress production?

I assume Trump has copyrighted ‘using a public platform to incite people’s worst instincts’ and she’s just trying to protect him from infringement.

3:27, 3:36, and 3:43 am.  Trump must be the slowest typist on earth.

What’s the difference between SkyNet and Kellyanne Conway?

All hail Kellyanne Conway, goddess-queen of the trolls. Her one job is to ensure that words mean nothing, and she is fucking awesome at it.

There are going to be so many famous people at the election that Washington DC has sold out of dresses, didn’t you hear?

“What about all the disabled people he DIDN’T mock?! No one ever talks about them!”