Yeah, this is utterly unbelievable. That’s not who Bey is.

While I don’t think Beyoncé is as sweet as she comes across, I don’t think she’d be so cruel as to tell a woman whose husband just had a breakdown that they’re both shit. One of the Kardashians, on the other hand...

I don’t remote believe the Beyoncé gossip, mostly because I don’t believe Beyoncé ever stoops to full on fighting with her enemies. I would believe that Kim called Beyoncé and Beyoncé said nice-sounding things to her, and then Kim got off the phone and realized every last word Bey said to her was absolute shade.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

There’s always that one douche who’s just shocked - shocked! that he can’t get up and start digging in the overhead bins while the plane is 5 feet from the ground and the seatbelt sign is still on, and always one other person who’s surprised to learn they can’t blithely wander into the bathroom under the same…

My exact thought. It was a good piece, but that kept ringing in my ear. Why/how in the world are female friendships more confusing than a male “friend” who continues to sexually assault you or the mutual friend who tells you what you did wasn’t right?

It would be a drastically better world for women if famous men were the only ones who felt free to sexually assault women (and the only ones who could be almost guaranteed no consequences when they do). Men’s bodies are sacrosanct. Women’s bodies are public property.

For some reason that “NO WAY!” is cracking me up. It’s like something from a Midol commercial: “Sure, tests can get me down. But my period- NO WAY!”

2016=2+1+6=9

I’m beginning to feel sorry for Melania, actually. Let’s give her a chance.

By Republican logic, she is enabling Donald’s sexual abuse of women and is therefore worse than Donald himself. Or so I hear.

They lost me at “Aurora.” You just know that whichever draft that first appeared in, the following script doctor’s immediate reaction was, “Too obvious” only to be countered by some studio lackey chirping, “Sleeping beauty — brilliant!”

I couldn’t have written a better profile of my image of an average Trump voter if I tried

She’s pathetic and she’s definitely gonna play that card in her defense. Oh poor me, so ignorant, so disabled. Is it really so wrong that I harassed and sent death threats to a mourning parent?

The former waitress, who said she has been unemployed since 2004, spoke in a soft voice and told the judge she is receiving Social Security disability assistance.

“4 Guitars autographed by an opening day performer”

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: it’s a good thing that the Trump conflicts of interest aren’t over something truly sinister, like helping African children who have AIDS.

You know, if it had been just this one incident, I might be willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. But the fact that this isn’t the only shady incident they’ve had with giving animals away leads me to the conclusion that they really, really shouldn’t be pet owners. And that most likely, as you said, they’re…

That’s the thing a lot of people don’t understand... it’s not a difference of political opinion anymore, it’s an issue of common human decency. And the republicans have shown that they have none - almost every hill they make a stand on is genuinely about keeping the downtrodden down under the boot of the…

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.