Subaru Has It Together

We can only assume Subaru has no more FUCKS to give at this point.

Variable Application of Performance Enhancements

CP in 1985, 1955, 2015 and 1885 dollars.

This may be worthy of an ongoing story on Jalopnik.

Found one!

Do you prefer “Tesla Cultist”, or “Muskrat”?

In an otherwise great Torch post, this bugged me more than it should.

Jason, could you guys not afford the slightly more complicated graphic where the hand gestures towards the car instead of your readers?

Bonus points if he goes the full Mr. Bean with a Versa.

“I am now in Lebanon and will no longer be held hostage by those stupid floating rooflines, CVTs, every boring ass sedan looking like every other boring ass sedan, and a sole sports car offering that’s essentially the same car we released in goddamn 2004!” Ghosn said in a statement.

Let’s be honest here, they’re pieces of shit as well. 

THANK GOD I read this post before buying the McLaren. You sir, just saved me $1.64 million dollars. I’m sending you a gift card to Texas Roadhouse. Ok, technically I’m re-gifting it to you. Try the steak.

K5 is already taken.

argument seems reasonable, but definitely not an equilateral triangle. More likely isosceles, but probably scalene. :) 

Im currently back in rural Middle Tennessee on a work thing, and one of my clients brought up the CYBERTRUCK. He currently owns a Nissan Diesel pickup, as he is a Nissan employee here at their headquarters.

Hold on. Does that mean Elon might have... lied? About my $100 down payment getting me a Cybertruck just like that one?!

“Journalists will be there and, if they’re worth a damn at all, they’ll be asking hard questions.”

Since I’ve had some steaming hot takes the last few articles... as in the steam coming off a dog’s doo doo, I’ll just scoop some into a paper bag and fling it:

They will only be underutilized because I will send my gleaming alloy air car out ahead of me to clear the roads of little red barchettas so I get the road to myself. -Fancy Kristen probably.