I was sifting through Amazon Prime last night and decided to put the game on right before this happened. I literally thought he might be dead.

If Sendejo had come in to wrap up and tackle instead of turning himself into a human missile, this wouldn’t have happened.

Disappointed I had to srcoll this far down to find a Stinger.

The ship, an inflatable landing boat, was sunk by a walrus

The accompanying interactive personalization app will be called “BYTE-ME”

This is Tuesday on the Autostrada....

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

The nuances make the difference. PEople watching along a track guzzling wine for some reason is more acceptable then a cabal of shouting and PBR.  Same for a junkyard car with some rebar and scrap welded in places with the exhaust missing versus an electric and neat looking ball of something humming along as insanely…

Not a Smart move ForTwo drivers to act like that on the track.

But the level of aggression here just exceeds what I’d have expected to come out of someone driving something as cute as a tiny Smart car.

But how else will I feel morally superior and tough, if not for at my keyboard?

We rarely know everything behind a stranger’s situation. Maybe she had a death in the family and booked last-minute tickets to attend the funeral. Maybe another family member just called to say they’re suicidal or in desperate medical condition, and she dropped everything and booked the only seats she could grab.

This thing was designed for Florida Man. I can say this, because I’m Florida Woman. News at 11!

Smallest bounce tent ever.

I was picturing:

I have a friend who regularly saves drunk weekend tubers after they’ve floated downstream and into the Arizona desert. One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot. You can’t make this stuff up.

I think the idea is you aim the air nozzle carefully and use its jet propulsive properties. 

Assuming you survive the night and are still floating on the river the next day, how do you steer it back to shore? If you brought a paddle with you, you can only paddle on one side.

I hear the patent owner Al E. Gator couldn’t be reached for comment, but could be seen in an oversized fedora, trench coat, and what looked like green boots. 

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”