I was going to make a joke about the chief designer at BMW trying to get fired but since they’ve gone through three since 2017 I don’t even know if it’s a joke anymore.

The Prime Directive (tm) was always sort of a plot device anyway.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Didn't work. Still remember the last 20 years of Will Smith's career.

Do most of them even know it opens?

For everyone suggesting these two-doored cars, including the guy that is looking for help:
Putting babies in the back seat of a two door car sucks unshaven scrote-sack.

There are no four seat sports car. Also, good luck fitting a rear facing car seat with any of those.

Call me crazy, but I just don’t think you should use a belt on your kids.

In much the same way that I watch Kitchen Nightmares and marvel at the fact that restaurant owners will operate in the red for years until they are at the brink of losing their business, their house, their cars and often their family members assets, I dont understand why Tesla is enabled to continue operating this way.

Tesla could literally go bankrupt and its cult would setup a Patreon for it 2 minutes later.

That made me laugh... Thank you. I inherited them from my dad, and - incredibly - the 1926 Chevy was my great grandfather’s car. They’ve all been in the family for decades. I’m restoring the 1933 Buick now, and next up is the Pierce Arrow.  The rest are in great shape.

It’s Ireland, the English are only welcome as tourists, also give us back our land in the north.  The English can get as bent as this guy in the article.

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Chevy Lumina - Days of Blunder.

GM fails to reinvent the wheel, but they took a crack at it.

I’m here to tell you that Hummer was good, and America should forgive it.

By being in the shop all the time?

#FREETHEDOUCHEBAGS

Yeah, but Russians, man. Have you ever watched the YouTubes of Russian traffic accidents? Let’s just say the national attitude toward catastrophe is a little blasé.

Who cares?