Proving that you don’t have to borrow a dime to overpay for a car.

Raph would have to kick the hive then drive away in the car in his chonies to match your masochistic car choices. Be the better boss and know he got you fair and square.

1) When the people of Wales make sense to ANYONE we can discuss American spelling ...

Call Ford for 1.5l, cram it in the back of the BRZ, put functional ducts in front, don’t mention the missing backseat to anyone. Dm me for royalties info.

Big organizations actually employ or retain qualified investigators. Not Columbo, but that is not who you want investigating abuse of your band. It could also be an in house lawyer and the lady from HR, neither of which want to or know how to conduct an investigation.

Italy, where bumpers are for bumping and fenders for fending off cars, pedestrians, guard rails...you get the idea.

Wow.

Star for apt use of ‘cabal’.

To the young lady who played peekaboo with my daughter all the way from Zürich to Reyjavik, bless you for not changing seats. You could have. There was space.

Can afford the car. Can’t afford a place to work on it. :(

All perfectly acceptable for hopping curbs in Malibu.

These same pasty basement dwellers struggle to complete the walk from the parking lot to the viewing area during an air show on an open airbase. Good luck crossing the barren desert on foot or in a shopping cart behind your diabetic friend’s mobility scooter. Don’t forget your commemorative Tony Stark big gulp cup…

There’s some holes in this unoriginal rant. Are you new to air travel? How vague was this invite? What did you think that hour earlier arrival was really going to get you? Is this article a hedge piece to keep your wife from beating you for botching the travel reservations you blew off until it was too late?

There’s no market for the bike. It’s a Ducati knock off with none of the Ducati appeal and all the Ducati price. 

World’s first mid-engine rental car. Way to go GM. 

You do not appreciate how conservative rural Germany was and is today. 

At no one in particular: *Sean Connery impression* Wailing is what they’re trying to do to each other.

I have an ‘11 accord coupe. From 0-2+ years there are seats you strap them into outside the car then click the whole seat assembly (with the kid in the seat) to a base already buckled to the rear seat. The suffering starts when they’re uncomfortably heavy to lift into the next bigger seat but too small to climb into…

Irish man embarrasses all of Ireland by publicly demonstrating that Irish men think 3 inches looks like 6.

Got to be deep into a meth habit to be taking people’s furniture.