No. It's not "life-affirming", and it's not squee-worthy.

The poor thing is trying to keep up with the kids on the bikes because it sees them as its flock—i.e. where it's safe to be. It's keeping up with them out of stress of knowing it's vulnerable if alone. Sheep aren't meant to be that active. Sure, they run if…

Sorry to be Debbie Downer, but this video made me really nervous. Lambs do not belong at the skate park. There were a couple times that he came perilously close to landing on the lamb. Also, if the lamb is going to be allowed to run loose, the leash should be taken off and not allowed to drag behind like it was at…

Son, I hate to break this to you, but your parents' dog is a cat.

It's an excellent video. Witty, even. So why did it bring tears to my eyes?

Yep, calling a woman a "cunt" is a super classy move. I can tell we should all take advice from you!

YOU GO GIRL
if someone won't share the armrest I'll just put my arm on theirs. DON'T EVEN CARE.

HA! I freaked a dude out really good by refusing to budge when he tried to subtly take over my space by touching legs/arms. When I didn't move, he scooted away again.

That tumblr is TOO REAL.
For me, if someone invades my space, we'll just be touching for the duration of whatever ride we're on. I DON'T CARE.

No thanks. Have fun being boring and "normal".

Back in 2007, I wrote this Christmas Carol for my dog.

My fellow cat lady friend and I try to change the lyrics to every popular song we hear into a cat-related song, using the term "puff tail" as often as possible. Awhile back I sent her an email with this rewritten version of The Joker, with the subject line, "I am a goddamn poet."

My cat song is sung to the tune of "Jesus Christ Superstar:"

To the tune of in the navy:

He's good in Orange is the New Black too (I'm not sure how I should capitalize all that :p) pretty cute

It's like a serious version of the fabulous Rachel Bloom's "I Steal Pets." But without the legitimate talent behind it.

reckon she knows what molly is?