If a dog has legitimate special needs that one can’t provide, why is a negative to re-home them where those needs can be met? I fostered an australan shepherd with intense separation anxiety. She was miserable with me as I’m single and didn’t have another dog. She would escape her crate and did serious damage to my…

I would of course also include trans women in this.

Honestly, as someone who’s attended a lot of festivals in the past, I’d love a festival without dudes.

Not a Darwin he has two kids, his genes have spread.

This is a tragic scenario for her and especially for her children, who will now grow up with a mother in jail and a dead father.

I see your cute doggo, and raise you my puppy Franklin. Note the one ear up, one ear down situation he has going on here. And that tail? That tail is curly, my friend.

I too can play the game of “dog in four boxes.”

Meet “Vanny.”

Or Proppy McPropdog.

I love Silicon Valley, and think that the scene where they figure out middle-out compression by using a handjob analogy is one of the funniest scenes of television, but yeah, I agree with you that it can be a really frustrating show to watch. I get that they need to keep creating tension because there’d be no point if…

It’s a joke. But is it?

Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.

I’m ok with that scenario if in 500 years someone discovers Trump’s skull buried underneath a parking lot.

Titus Andronicus

True dat. Whenever a man is considered a “momma’s boy” it is considered the mom’s fault, but that doesn’t happen for women with Daddy issues. Because it’s always our fault, amirite???

I do want to point out that this person you’re talking to is a Gawker commenter that is, in fact, a man based on his past stories on his life. 1, 2, 3, 4. You can choose to believe the “I use a masculine name and have a detailed, consistent backstory for my male persona because I don’t want to be creeped on but I’m…

Hey, look, everybody! I found somebody with daddy issues!

Oh for fuck's sake...

I'm giving myself an Adult Award this week because the other day I asked a guy out, he said he wasn't interested, we had a conversation about it, and now we're going to continue being friends and I feel good about it.