from experience? you know I had to ask:)

my tears of shame and regret have always worked for me

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

Wrestling has become, sometime in the last year, a thing that people will admit to liking again.

The first straw was being a 40-year-old wrestling fan.

Cute story.

Er, I’m a millennial (like, the most millennial of millennials) and I’m 26. Millennials are NOT teenagers, no matter what people seem to think. Ja Rule was INSANELY popular when I was in middle school so yeah, I have a lot of memories of him (before I realized he was really violent and involved in some shaaaady shit).…

Just a few tips for interviewees/job seekers:

Pattern? Read this complaint starting at Paragraph 38 for reference to the other “assaults” (an alleged spurned kiss and his ex girlfriend claiming he would only see her if they were going to have sex which caused her to feel pressured into sleeping with him in order to see him, both encouraged by Emma to file as part…

Well, this may actually now bring everything to a head and some kind of movement and resolution. The University is being sued - who knows if its student judicial/disciplinary review process was so screwed up that they couldn't find him guilty of these alleged rapes (just being technical here). And now it comes back to…

They are the cutest gay couple ever. But that guy should close his mouth - its a dead give-away.

It’s unfortunate she picked that dog and then failed to properly train it.

I feel sorry for the dog (and its victims!). You know that old saying that owners and their dogs develop the same personality. I bet the dog picked up on Kim's erratic behavior and pit bulls can be prone to aggressive behavior - so it sure didn't help having an unstable erratic volatile owner like her.

If all those bite instances are accurate, Kim better have good insurance. In Illinois, there is a one-bite rule; after that you are liable.

to be continued next season - there's always a next season!

For one, swore up and down as indignantly as is humanly possible that she was sober. She took someone else’s (probably) narcotic and didn’t consider it a slip. She made a whole mess of accusations about people’s husbands and children. She set people/pitbull relations back by decades and put the funk into family…

I actually projected an image I really liked on a wall and then painted it... it's relatively easy to do and everyone is super impressed.

...but it makes a sad noise so you know to go rescue it.

I’m jealous because I, 24-year-old adult lady person, would also eat mac & cheese (Annie’s, not Kraft) for every meal if I could.