The family got a TRS-80 Model 4P (the "portable" one that weighed 50 lbs. Was 9-10. We upgraded to a Tandy 1000 when I was 15 or 16 w/ a 20 meg hard drive. Got a Hyundai 286 laptop when I went to college.

and a big beefy arm.

What? He doesn't want to let other people use his network? HOW DARE HE! Let's break into it instead.

I don't know any Americans who use bing.