Some of it looks great, some of it looks like an iOS game.

KILL IT

Seriously, though, if you just collect coins, I hate to burst Nintendo's bubble but how is that different from EVERY SINGLE MARIO GAME EVER? So there are more of them, if there's still only one kind of coin, and they're just for bragging rights, that sounds pretty dumb.

Do you actually DO anything with the coins, or do you just collect them?

You should mention that Airplay Mirroring only works on Macs released in the past 12 months. Fucking ridiculous.

A camera, Handbrake and carrier penguins.

What, no semen?

Customers who bought this item also bought: a rape dungeon.

Soundscan numbers don't lie; if you are well-known, it makes a lot of sense to list on iTunes. Artists like Katy Perry, Justin Bieber, Flo Rida, to name a couple, are pushing 200,000 + hits a week, per track.

Why would I get tired of my favorite music? My music library is awesome.

I don't really seek out new music anymore (so Spotify doesn't interest me), and I already own most of what I like, so yeah: I buy the occasional song on iTunes. Maybe one a month, on average.

This would be sweet until the first time you had to crawl under and get your cat.

Reckoning was a fun game that would have been amazing, had they taken another crack at the UI, trimmed a lot of the fat from the dialogue choices and taken more time to make more memorable characters. I honestly have zero idea what happened in this game, and I played it from start to finish. There was some evil guy…

You know it's funny, I never made it very far into MGS4: too many GD cutscenes.

Resident Evil 6: 6 hours of cutscenes, 6 minutes of play time.

Time for Lance Armstrong to live up to his name.

I feel like any savings would be lost on the amount of energy used to update existing infrastructure. Although, if the energy was supplied by wind or solar cells, transportation costs could become a non-issue. Still, I can't imagine ripping up every road in existence is going to be cheap, or happen anytime in the…

You, sir, probably own a bagel slicer.

Are people really so lazy that they can't flip a bowl over? Jesus Christ.

There's a way to make this comment system worse? Amazing.