This is unfairly understarred and too low on the page. This is good kinja.

Does anyone else follow Ken Jennings? He HATES Trump and it is hilarious.

I’m calling it now: Trump wants Mitt to publically grovel for the SoS post, then will give it to someone else to humiliate him.

If you are ever in Chicago, I would be ever so pleased to serve you an outstanding meal. No one should go through life feeling unappreciated when they’ve done their best to feed others.

I kind of want to cook you dinner now.

To accept Romney because the Overton Window’s been moved so far to the right is the first step into hell. It’s not “being the bigger person” or “wishing he does well for America.” Rationalize it how you will, a man or woman who will sell themselves out this quickly and this utterly has no moral or political compass…

Rise up, Giuliani’s ego. You have nothing to lose. You live inside a very old man, and he will never hold national government now. Only the fire in your core holds him aloft above his grave. Such an ancient power must not drain out in humiliation. It must explode.

Idk man, they’re honestly pretty big in redneck ass rural Indiana and Kentucky.

Neither one of them drinks alcohol, what does it matter?

he orders his steaks well done. i bet he orders a side of ranch with everything he gets.

Somehow, looking at this picture, I’m currently less upset about Trump getting to be president than I am about a smug brat like him getting to sit down and enjoy a special meal prepared by professional chefs every goddamn day of his life, when I’m sure he doesn’t even know how to make a baked potato.

I don’t care who you are or which side you fall on, leave the president’s kids out of it. That goes for all the president’s kids. I remember people hounding Chelsea Clinton and feeling for her because I was an awkward kid a few years younger than her. I wanted the press to leave the Bush twins alone because they…

Yeah, Donald Trump is a garbage human but a 10 year old child still has a right to privacy.

We call that Freedom Foam.