For some reason I can’t stop laughing at this. I hate you.

You forgot the NBA champion Raptors.

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

Fixed the New Orleans Pelicans logo for you.

Ok, so just hear me out.....

And yet you found no issue leaving fingers on your realistic Penguin. Your life’s work is a travesty 

Found the edgy hot-take. Stand back, you can’t handle this guy’s cool, folks.

You might not like it, but Endgame is an objectively competent film.

boooo

That photo looks like the cover of a creepy Christian romance novel. 

“(but somehow, it seems, not Taylor Swift)”

“But she’s got a new hat!”

not uncommon. They just call it a 3 day wedding retreat to sound fancy, it the same things most weddings do. Friday night you have wedding rehearsal and small dinner afterward. Saturday is the wedding, Sunday is a brunch for the out of towners who stayed the night and are leaving later that day.  

There’s a term for it (well, at least there’s a term for it in one of my friend groups, wherein we had one such couple): dopplebangers.

Let’s be real, Karlie and Josh invited them to be there on Thursday. Only Thursday.

Though I wouldn’t mind Avatar being deprived of its only remaining instance of cultural significance.

Avatar got its record in part due to a limited theatrical re-release. 

If it means that it’ll beat Avatar for the #1 spot I’ll go see it for a fourth time.

Somewhere Tom Thibodeau is trying to find his erection so he can play with it

I contacted every member of the US Men’s National Team to ask if they were happy about today’s result and if they like puppies. None responded and I think we can all agree that their silence speaks volumes.