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For some reason I can’t stop laughing at this. I hate you.

You forgot the NBA champion Raptors.

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

Fixed the New Orleans Pelicans logo for you.

Ok, so just hear me out.....

And yet you found no issue leaving fingers on your realistic Penguin. Your life’s work is a travesty 

That photo looks like the cover of a creepy Christian romance novel. 

(but somehow, it seems, not Taylor Swift)”

not uncommon. They just call it a 3 day wedding retreat to sound fancy, it the same things most weddings do. Friday night you have wedding rehearsal and small dinner afterward. Saturday is the wedding, Sunday is a brunch for the out of towners who stayed the night and are leaving later that day.  

There’s a term for it (well, at least there’s a term for it in one of my friend groups, wherein we had one such couple): dopplebangers.

Let’s be real, Karlie and Josh invited them to be there on Thursday. Only Thursday.

Heath has never had speed. I think she’s quicker with the ball at her feet, though. But she’s not the one I want running down balls over top.

I think part of the reason is their Twitter Handle is @USWNT.

In the men’s case, it’s because the Ninja Turtles are cool and fun.

Now playing

The last time they played Spain, Press won them the match (a friendly, but still).

...between the USWNT and France on Friday in Paris.

Somewhere Tom Thibodeau is trying to find his erection so he can play with it

The lack of Pugh and Press on top of a visibly gimped Morgan was very noticeable throughout (at her age, Lloyd’s best as the fresh-leg sub for the last 10-20 minutes, so I don’t mind her coming on until late). They escaped today, but less than optimal lineups will definitely make the climb to the finals harder. No

I contacted every member of the US Men’s National Team to ask if they were happy about today’s result and if they like puppies. None responded and I think we can all agree that their silence speaks volumes.

This really isn’t a fair question to ask them.