With all due respect to the old lady being spun like the Fresh Prince intro in the helicopter sled, THIS would be the catastrophe that would make me embrace the warm arms of death. 

I have no idea whether the cancelation is good news or bad news, but it bums me out as a StarCraft fan - what this means is that AFAIK there’s nothing StarCraft-related in development right now. Hopefully the Warcraft 3 remake sells gangbusters and convinces Blizzard that RTS games are worth supporting again.

I love brie Larson. I haven’t seen her as Captain America or whatever, but she was so good in United States of Tara. And Room, even though that was pretty painful to watch. Leave my girl Brie alone!

Clover why u trolling. The comments will be great at least. Brie Larson, Amy Adams and Emma Watson can totally act, the rest of the list is correct. 

“The Assassination of The Glorious Chernobyl Reactor By The Coward Ronald Reagan”.

“many historians do not deny that”

ohhhhhh, that’s where Trump gets “many people are saying.” 

Turns out the campaign to kill all the animals in the irradiated countryside wasn’t done merely to prevent the spread of the contamination, but also as an attempt to find and kill the American spies Moose and Squirrel.

Katrina is also a good option.

“Of his story, Muradov says, ‘One theory holds that Americans had infiltrated the Chernobyl nuclear power plant and many historians do not deny that, on the day of the explosion, an agent of the enemy’s intelligence services was present at the station.’”

One could almost say that Russian leadership is having a real... meltdown about this.

Russia should just make a series called Flint.

Being someone who’s actually owned (and sold off) some Rolex watches, my issue is that their prices have risen so much faster than inflation that they’ve become Supreme-like Veblen goods. Rolex always made a tough tool watch priced a bit higher than their Swiss tool watch competition, but, compared to ‘60s-‘70s…

If knockoff watches are that good, then what’s the point of having a Rolex at all?

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

The fake Rolex Daytona 116500LN still costs well over $1,000—but at that price point, you’re actually getting a really decent timepiece that should keep time almost as well as a real Rolex does

why does avclub x kinja constantly throw down years old articles that dont seem relevant to anything currently happening? i’m constantly seeing shit from like 2011-16 on the feed up top. what gives, telemundo? or is it univision

Not enough people talk about LeBron. Thanks. 

Ok, I stand corrected.  I didn’t see that angle before.  The other angle looks like there isn’t any contact.

“it’s straight-up embarrassing to drop a home game to any team, even one as great as the Warriors, that’s so thoroughly hobbled.”
 

For the first time ever, the best dehydrated curry was not from Vermont (Ok, Japan).