What really grinds my gears is that “vajazzling” isn’t even anatomically correct. Pubic-region-jazzling just doesn’t have the same ring, though. Vulvazzling would be more painful if true to its name but it’s also a very good word. Pros and cons.
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Those are . . . those are real tweets? An at least semi-respected publication with decades of print history actually used “vajazzled”?
Nothing says, “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” like the SI Swimsuit issue.
SI Swimsuit Issue, For the classy dad or when you want to leave your house-guests some casual jerkoff material in your bathroom.
Perhaps we are looking at this thing from the wrong angle. For a moment, go ahead and squeeze all of your muscles so your soul squirts out of your nose. There. Now you are a killer. Now you are the business prophet. Your mother approaches you and all you can see is a complex diagram of revenue and cost. It’s trying to…
Good for him, this was a courageous act.
I’m trying to transpose this ultra-rich-getting-ultra-richer current NBA model on the NBA of my youth, and it all ends with Hakeem (and the expiring contract of Sleepy Floyd) going to Boston in 1988 for Joe Kleine and the rights to Brian Shaw and Dino Radja.
“but because the Bulls are run by incompetent doofuses and the team’s chemistry is acidic enough to burn through the hull of an ocean liner.”
Just what Gar Foreman needs, more opportunities to draft. Teague, Valentine, Snell, McDermott, Portis. Shit.
Can’t wait to see how many PGs Gar/Pax trade Butler for. We do not have enough, FIVE IS NOT ENOUGH. Mother Fucker
I agree with all your points. Though, Gal was already known for the Fast and Furious movies, which she has been in since No. 4.
Thanks for the article!
At some point, shouldn’t some of this stuff be sniffed out by readers without needing triple checked sources? Henry Cavill receiving $14 million for Man of Steel with only The Tudors and Immortals as his prior big roles just doesn’t make sense logically and shouldn’t get past a skeptical mind.
I’d like to know more information about Henry Cavil’s Omega Hour Vision wristwatch that goes for $23k too
You explained this well; Gal Gadot was unknown so she made nothing compared to Cavill. If Wonder Woman had starred Jennifer Lawrence, perhaps our biggest movie star, she would have earned $20 million or more against a huge percentage of the gross ‘cause Jennifer is a proven box office star that brings people into the…
YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT MICHAEL CAINE
It’s the “...some semblance of a soul left...” part that really highlights the emo, high school vibe he’s putting off.