I dunno, I think Leo was good looking. But now... Not so much.

I’ve always said his romantic role in titanic has gotten him more ass than a toilet seat. Who doesn’t fantasize about being the girl in that movie.

Their getting handsy under the table!
Look at this one. Leo casually latches on to Tobey’s honker and it makes him jump.

Really? I thought most women find Leo to be very attractive.

I’m still not sure that Tobey Maguire isn’t Darlene from Roseanne.

Where is Tobes right hand?

If you see Maguire buying a pair of noise canceling headphones...

Wooohooo the Pussy Posse is back together! Although given all the negativity Trump’s got surrounding the word pussy these days, maybe they may want to adjust to Consensual Pussy Posse.

Right? It’s not 2002 and you’re not obsessed with Cider House Rules anymore. (Just me?)

I have forever been completely grossed out by Tobey Maguire. He always looks sweaty and derpy and just not someone I would ever fuck with.

I know a couple of successful models in NY who regularly do runway work for fashion week. Apparently Toby has been dicking his way through the model community for a while. They told me stories of how he kept turning up at the model apartments (where bunches of girls live together while they are booking work) and…

Fuck I forgot Sean Penn had a daughter. I’m glad she’s got Robin Wright, I can’t imagine how disturbing it would be to be older than your father’s new girlfriend.

I mean, you can, but why? He’s not wrong. Realistically, unless there is some government mandate to make people stop driving trucks, recycle basically everything, minimize hot water use, plant trees, stop using pesticides, Americans aren’t going to change their habits.

alert for a not so humble brag: I saw this at SXSL, and initially thought it to be a little ridiculous - focusing on Leo and the right wing attacks against his environmentalism. Self-conscious, self-righteous and self-serving all at the same time. But as I watched, I was impressed — good info, compelling narrative,…

Crowbars are made from a different type of steel that doesn’t really make good knife blades.

George DiCaprio, who edgily hung Hieronymus Bosch’s famous triptych The Garden of Earthly Delights above his young son’s bed

Smart in what way? It looks really poorly made, almost like they tried putting as little effort in as possible to make a youtube video.

Just:

In case anyone wants a play-by play interpretation by panel of The Garden of Earthly Delights