Meanwhile I’m pretty sure Terrell Owens is still available to draft on some fantasy sites

Hi Mr. Shapiro, I’m a big fan, have you still not gotten your wife wet yet?

Five or six years ago I built a computer and got back into video games in a major way, but before then I was fully filthy casual, I’d buy like a couple of games a generation at most. One day I was thinking of buying a new console and getting back into games, staring a long time at a Wii U display at Best Buy.…

You can order alcoholic drinks at places that aren’t bars, does that mean that bars are a stupid concept?

It sounds like you get a few more things than that, and as others have pointed out, the Zoom itself is free and the package is basically like a physical Patreon. Also, if you frequent traditional bars, you might want to gander at the cost of a drink for the house vs the cost you pay for that drink before you start…

*Copyright infringement lawyer for Crash Test Dummies cracks his knuckles*

Somehow I’m even worse at getting to the secret tape on Downhill Jam than I was back in the day, which should be impossible because I was always terrible at it. Still haven’t gotten it in the remaster, that gap ollie is killing me (and IIRC that’s not even the tricky part).

Most guys like Statham or the Rock aren’t insecure in their masculinity, because they look like Statham and the Rock and have been treated like guys who look like Statham and the Rock most of their lives. Carolla probably got picked on for being a weird-looking shrimp with an annoying voice as a kid and adopted his…

If you’re into podcasts, Black Check with Griffin and David (Sims, former AVClub writer) did an episode on Josie and the Pussycats a few years back. I watched the movie recently because I’ve been going through their back catalog and I loved it. And so did they. It’s a great conversation that might scratch your itch a…

Seconded. And don’t forget the most loathsome and disgraceful of all, Stephen Miller. The Tom Hagen of the kapos. 

Haha, dunno!

This is Nintendo. We will pay more for them separately than for the pack, if they’re ever made available separately at all. 

I don’t know about John, and I’m not trying to detract from emulators and ROMs, but I think your experience with emulators/computers may mask how big a hurdle “the right emulator settings” are to many people. Personally, I’m not great with this stuff, so I’ll emulate old 16/32-bit games because they’re basically plug…

What’s a “game store”?

OK fine, Giuliani. Harvey Weinstein was fired from the Weinstein Company after allegations (aka “private accusations”) of sexual assault. Reason for firing stated plainly in a statement from the board. Seems pretty apples to apples to me, but I look forward to you finding a technicality to weasel through. I mean,…

Another in the long list of examples why I don’t put Nintendo or the Switch on the pedestal that a lot of others do. They make some groundbreaking, incredibly fun games and innovative hardware, I will gladly give them that. But a lot of their business practices seems almost aggressively anti-consumer and obnoxious,…

Wait, you’re hoping that people pay for a lesser version of a game, and then that Nintendo releases an expanded version of that game for free as a fuck you to everyone who paid for it? This would go over well? 

I was completely obsessed with THPS1 when it came out. Pretty much the only game I played for a year or more in college, and I’ve gone back periodically many times since then. Bought a used system just to play it years after I had hocked mine, got that terrible HD version on PC, emulators, all of it.

Who Will Save Your (Podcasting Empire’s) Soul?

Yeah man, Nathan, Donna, Sean, Noel, VanDerWerff, all the old heads were totally the types to be super into Joe Rogan and fucking Alex Jones.