Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

I think I have an idea of who was behind this.

Schrodinger’s quarterback

I’m going to leverage your thought leadership when we ideate our next ecosystem disruption. I think a deep dive initiative will help unpack the core competencies needed to move the needle on our deliverables. Hopefully, it will incentivize engagement among key players. I’m out of pocket right now, so I can’t drill…

“Do or do not, or there is no triathlon.”

He’s not winning shit in Arizona without Luis Gonzalez ‘roided to the bejesus belt.

It’s still real to me, dammit.

“its recent over-reliance on part-timers and nostalgia acts.”

American soldier here, and I’m sorry to say, but protests don’t come when they are convenient for the disaffected. They are spectacles intended to grab the attention of those not paying attention. And kneeling during the anthem?...come on. It’s a racist song designed to play on the self-serving, blind allegiances of…

When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet ‘til you die
From your first Keurig cup
To your last pizza pie.

When you’re a Jet,
You can eat on the can,
“You good?” to the wife,
You’re a family man.

You’re never alone,
You’re never intercepted.
You’re home on your phone—
When sleep is expected,
You’re well connected!

Then on the set
Of the…

Appealing? No.

That’s impossible. People like her never have a racist bonefish in their body.

 It seems to involve someone named Karen demanding to speak to the manager. 

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

+ a deuce

Oh he’s so lying. Balls are being hit further and faster than ever before. Some would say that this mann has been blinded by the flight

America doesn’t have a far left movement.

Bone hugs in harmony.

This deserves more stars...