Her red lips drank the comos

...that’s why I married my clone.

“I pay taxes in five galaxies!”

Said she was human - she wasn't.

Abducting humans used to be fun.

Your “Earth” is a stalled starship.

Our excrement came alive.

Windows®.. taking over my...

What the Robot Said to Make Us Regret Giving it a Law-school Education

...it! You’ll break causality! Don’t touch..

The Time-Traveler’s Break-up Letter

Time moved upwards between her fingers.

Mars was doomed from the start.

God started to doubt himself. The-

First, all the stars went out.

Discovered uninhabited planet to find Pokemon.

Entire alien civilisations destroyed by chocolate.

“Time travel works!” I reminded myself.

The Singularity divided us; who knew?

Robot gains sentience: “shut me down!”