There’s no good solution - the situation will just get Messier and Messier...

Quin Snyder looks like the guy in a disaster flick who doesn’t understand why traffic isn’t moving and he needs to get to a meeting 5 minutes ago.

Quin Snyder looks like the token American model in a Japanese department store ad.

Yes, thank you Deadspin staff writer for telling me how to react, I am incapable of functioning on my own and your moral compass is far more accurate than mine.

I think the biggest news here is we have proof Princess Di fakes her death.

God bless Philly.

The best is when people you know talk about how “productive” they are and feel the need to be “productive” on their days off from work, because if they aren’t actively accomplishing something then they are a failure.

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

He just lost me as a fan.

OH NO, NOT THE SYNTHETIC MARIJUANA, HEAVENS TO BETSY WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO

That was a silver lining in Malice at the Palace. You saw all these regular jackasses who thought they could rough up pro athletes, and then promptly got their asses wrung dry and tossed into the garbage.

Also not too many jobs out there where you get paid millions to play a game we all have paid to play

The Bruins losing makes it a great sports day.

Remember when he refused to work out for the Sixers because of their losing culture? At least they have hope now.

That narrative of Porzingis refusing to meet with the Sixers before his draft because of the team’s culture was always a dumb take, but it only keeps getting more hilarious

Dawson’s Freak

Fuuuuckkk youuuuu

That’s quite the dick sucking for a guy who played in less NFC title games and Super Bowls than Rex Grossman.

I often lie to women about my real world 2 inch growth.

“They’ve been tanking for like 4 years and yet right now, would you bet a significant sum of money that they’re going to make a Finals?”