At least someone profited off of the likenesses of these wretched pieces of shit.

In Buffalo, they don't even bat an eye at shit Bills.

Waitress 1: You look pissed. Bad tip?

"Poo Dollar" makes me now understand why Manziel did this gesture after being drafted by the Browns.

I'm sorry but when I think of a "pile driver," I think of the wrestling move.

This is definitely an overshare, and I'm sure my husband would kill me if he knew I was putting this on the internet, but.... Before we had met, he was casually hooking up with a friend, and she was way too rough while on top and she snapped his banjo string. To this day he cannot look at blood without gagging, and he…

I dunno, I kind of like this one...

This is why I will never ever leave my current man. He has been unemployed for months and what does he do? Oh just basically ALL the housework, yard work, and cooking. And he is awesome at it. Times are tough economically, and he does have man=provider guilt to deal with, but this is the perfect relationship for me.…

Big deal, he gave some old woman in Germany a lot of money so she could build a gingerbread house and eat children? At least he's helping somebody.

Cradle of Love is high on the list of "Random Songs that Entered My Head and Now I Must Listen to Them." I was 13 when I first saw this video. Oh, classic MTV.

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

I've never been a huge romance novel person, but pregnancy has made me super horny so I just bought a copy of Outlander because I was pretty sure there was a lot of bodice-ripping in it. I'm glad it sounds like I was right! (I haven't started it yet.)

Okay, had to read that twice because I saw The Secret Garden at first, which I read in grade school and thought...I don't remember it being anything like that.

jesus i actually REMEMBER that story. i read that book more than i would ever admit irl

the sex has to be yoked to the purposes of plot or it leaves me cold

I scrolling down to say the same thing. The scenes got more explicit as the book went on, but it still paled in comparison to what I was used to in 21st romance novels. I guess I'm a smut snob.

I too spent my childhood/adolescence tracking down every bit of sex in books, back in the pre-internet days. My mom had a copy of My Secret Garden by Nancy Friday, which was a compilation of sexual fantasies, and I remember sneaking out late at night, grabbing it, and reading it by the faint glow of my unicorn…

I'm currently in the second book, which unfortunately has a lot of the "fade to black" thing. I guess once you've read 8 scenes of Claire and Jamie fucking, there's not much else to add lol.

And sometimes the hotness factor is ALL in the set up. OMG I just typed sex up.
It's like porn—I don't necessarily need to see a close up of thrusting in and out, in and out. Sometimes the playing around first is way sexier.