Look, don’t let logic get in the way of the strident moralizing.

Alright then, you can start first with not pooping, as that harms everyone. Don’t live in a home because that uses resources, go live in a cave. Dont do anything fun. Dont drive. Dont have children because they are rather useless. 

“You don’t need to go on a cruise. And you especially don’t need to go on this cruise.”

I think it’s surprising that Eccleston said this, mostly because he probably bought himself a bunch of trouble. But I don’t think it’s fair to say that “whole confession was bizarrely inspired by Eccleston praising intimacy coordinators.”

The problem is that Netflix is the best streaming service and no one wants to concede the point. They’re like McDonald’s if McDonald’s served 3 star Michelin filet mignon for the same price as a flurry.

My barbershop is also a for-profit company doing business because it wants to make money. When my barber picks up the mirror after cutting my hair, I tend to just say my hair looks good, without falling into a pissy little lecture about capitalism.

Jesus Christ, how miserable must Barsanti be to approach all his articles in such a butthurt way?!?!

It’s a little strange to complain about height restrictions for Annie.  Isn’t there a really good reason to worry about the height of performers there?

I wonder if it had anything to do with her movie being fucking terrible?

There is still a lot of racial bias in terms of who gets to make films and who watches the films that are made. That said, most of the people I know who’ve seen Origin came away unimpressed, which is part of the reason that I haven’t seen it yet. Another reason is that it was released at a time when there are other…

An anthology where every season has new characters who are beefing could work. 

What is the author’s job if I’m expected to just research everything myself? And why do weird nerds come out of the woodwork to defend G/O Media against criticism? Why can’t the author of the article speak for themselves?

It’s not entirely clear what would make it so hard for Tesla to sell the Cybertruck in China

*alone on my island*

That whole “skipping parts of back canon that I don’t like” doesn’t seem to work well. They tried it with Terminator.

Paul Walker’s estate has entered the chat. Because what’s better than a lot of money from Porsche? Even more money from Porsche.

I mean it is actually a legit competitor and the two cars are very frequently cross-shopped, so yes.

Yeah making a Star Wars film that Star Wars fans will like is stupid, they should have catered to non Star Wars fan, internet poster FrankN.Stein. Definitely.

Fuck the naysayers. I think this is gonna be fun.

Kimmel is a public figure, he'd have to prove malice.