While I do empathize with her plight, I think we also need to acknowledge that she was not, in fact, forced to buy a $15,000 car. Especially in 2017.

God American car designers of that era has such incredible bad taste.

Honestly, if they’re gonna make a crossover anyway, they shouldn’t cocktease us and instead just make the concepts really nice crossovers.

I mean, if fucking HP had hitters this good, there’d be a lot bigger targets to go over.

Sorry, just happens that dictators tend to have both the money to buy nice things, and the lack of people holding them back from making ostentatious purchases.

Eh, it sucks but if he can afford the payment it’s just an irritating lesson.

But the thing is, though, people REALLY care about the appearance.

Guarantee that having P in the middle would result in a bunch of people overshooting and getting out of their only to find it moving on without them.

Oh shit, and they could even make him a kid hero, like a teenager or even a pre-teen.

There’s no difference between subscription streaming and VOD streaming other than the revenue model. It’s like saying that if I lease a car versus buying it with cash that’s a different product. They’re both cars.

Netflix wasn’t the only streaming service even then. It was just the best one.

Except it didn’t so much “kill” as “replace” the DVD + Cable market.

Won’t work.

Oh shit, now I just had an idea.

This, but also the laws were written before the existence of reliable DNA paternity tests. Marriage means an automatic presumption of fatherhood, but without that presumption it can get rather squirrelly trying to decide if someone who claims to be the kid of an estranged father is actually their kid.

It doesn’t matter now, but it used to. Since the guy is 77, his citizenship depends on the state of the law in 1947.

Eh, South by Southwest has been more of a Tech Conference than a Music Festival for quite a while now.

Fucking Waco Shootout.

In that case the missionaries should be male.

I thought The Happening already *was* the dark and gritty Arbor Day movie.